lionlamblover95

lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 8:10pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other- $75
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
|] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Total so far: $250
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $325
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $425
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $525
Drink?
[x] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600
Total so far:$455
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $855
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Total so far:$1355
Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[x] Yellow -$475
[x] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500
Total: $4305
you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
Total: $5305

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
May 16, 2011 2:59am UTC

Iheardyou'reaplayer, solet'splaythegame. Let's sweet talk, let's play fight, let's talk 24/7. Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day. Let's take walks together. Let's give each other nicknames, let's hang out with each other's friends. Let's talk on the phone all night long. Let's hold each other, let's kiss and hug, and whoever falls in love first loses.

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 1:19am UTC

Hope
Have. Only. Positive. Expectations.

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 1:10am UTC

People always say Expect the unexpected, but if the unexpected is expected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
May 1, 2011 4:30pm UTC

You ignored me so I ignored you
We didn't talk, we drifted apart...
Soon we became strangers
I just wish things turned out differently
♥

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
January 3, 2011 8:34pm UTC

Your Real Name:
Allison
Your "Gangsta" Name: (First letter of real name plus first letter of last name + izzle)
A Bizzle
Your Detective Name: (Favorite color & favorite animal)
White Tiger
Your Soap Opera Name: (Your middle name & street you live on)
Elaine Sheridan
Your Star Wars Name: (First 3 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of your middle name)
BufEla
Your Superhero Name: (2nd favorite color & favorite drink)
Purple Water
Your Witness Protection Name: (Both of your parent's middle name)
Anne Rex
Your Iraqi name: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 2nd letter of your first pet's name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, and last letter of your mom's middle name.)
lfloxuse
Your Goth Name: (Black & the name of one of your pets)
Black penny
Nascar Name: (First name of mother's mom and mother's dad)
Peggy Mary
Fly Name: (First 2 letters of first name, last 2 letters of last name)
Albu
Rockstar Name: (Pet's name, current street name)
Dolce Sheridan
Stripper Name: (Favorite perfume and candy)
Juicy Love snickers

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
September 8, 2010 10:21pm UTC

The truth is.... take my heart,
Im depressed and i cant tell anyone, Not even my mom, Because sometimes i think she is the cause

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
September 8, 2010 10:15pm UTC

If you really knew me take my heart,
You Would know that i hate life and sometimes i wish i would just die to see who really loved me. I have
constant daily fights with my mom. and i know somewhere deep down inside of me i love her, But know
i cant. I feel like i dont mean anything in my family. I feel worthless like they all call me. The only one i have
that i can feel safe with and know noithing will happen is my dad. im afraid right know to admit this is my story
Sometimes i think that if i was never adopted, life would be better. And inside i feel like my birth mom didnt even
try and just gave up at birth. If You Really Knew Me, You would know im crying as i write this. I have eyeliner
stains going down my face and i cant hide it. Llife's fuucked up and somehow ill make it through, I just dont know how
yet. </3 //////

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
September 8, 2010 10:14pm UTC

Did you know that every 18 minutes, 1 person dies from suicide.
And about 1/3 of those people were bullied because of their sexuality or gender identity?
When you say "...so gay", that adds one more chance for that Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Transgender individual to crack.
Enough is enough.

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 17, 2010 4:40pm UTC

Trouble, he will find you no matter where you go
Oh Oh,
No Matter if your fast
No Matter if Your Slow.
Oh Oh,
The eye of the storm*or the Cry of the morn
Oh Oh,
Your Fine For A While But You Start To Lose
Control
Not My Format <3

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 4:04pm UTC

Parents spend the first part of our lives
teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to s i t d o w n a n d s h u t u p .
Don't think it's mine XD

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 4:03pm UTC

Would it kill you--xx
to care as much as I do?

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 12:49am UTC

Favorite this if...
You're still stuck on a summer schedule and you cant fall asleep until 2:00AM but have to wake up at 6:00

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 3:38am UTC

You May Say I'm a
DREAMER
But I'm Not The Only One

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 7:28pm UTC

the second you think you trust someone
they're going to to reach over and stab you in the back with the same hand
that wears the Bestfriend bracelet
Mine<3.

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 1:24am UTC

Oklahoma girls
We're Unforgettable,
C O W B O Y B O O T S,
BANDANAS ON TOP.
Farmers Tan
So Hot We'll Melt your Fudgesicle
Yee, Haw.
Oklahoma girls
We're Undeniable,
Corn,Squash,Wheat.
We grow our own crops
Central Plaines R E P R E S E N T
Now put Hands Up
Yee Haw.

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August 12, 2010 8:10am UTC

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August 11, 2010 11:08pm UTC

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 11, 2010 10:20pm UTC

Summer 2010
You Have Know Come To an end, and im
dreading tomorrow. So Please Hurry and
Come back again. Summer 2011, HurryXD

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lionlamblover95
posted a quote
August 9, 2010 4:43pm UTC

Lookingbackatyourfirstquote
'Is like looking at all the clothes your mom made you wear as a kid.

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