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  1. orangeexbabeyy orangeexbabeyy
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2009 10:17pm UTC
    Blood.Sweat.&Tears
    love is about facing
    . y . o . u . r . b . i . g . g . e . s . t . f . e . a . r . s .

  2. ox_manon_xo ox_manon_xo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 11:02am UTC
    just a small town girl
    living in a - - - lonely world
    she took the midnight train going anywhere♥
    just a city boy
    - - -born and raised in south detroit
    he took the midnight train going anywhere♥

  3. blondejokes1234 blondejokes1234
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 11:24pm UTC
    16 things
    To Say When Someone Calls YouCrazy
    1. say, Um,no!The voices only come once a week now
    2. "Quite frankly, my imaginary friend just said he disagrees."
    3. Tomarrow, at 6 a.m dont go on the bus! I feel disaster in your future.
    4. Shhh... (and put you finger on their mouth, then run away while doing an interprative dance.)
    5. Twich and blink exsesivly while you disagree.
    6. Act like you can't understand them and scream, " no speak-ey english-ay"
    7. Punch them in the face and say that your anger managment classes are useless.
    8. Ask if crazy is a new drug and look around frantically while you ask how much they charge.
    9. Stare at them without blinking for 20 seconds and lean in close to their face before you answer them.
    10. Blame it on the wolf pack that raised you.
    11. Don't answer, than when they leave jump on their back and threaten that you will sacrifice them.
    12. Make a sexy pose and say, "do you find that attractive?"
    13. Act flahtered and tell them that you're already seeing someone.
    14. Burst into tears and file for harrasment.
    15. Scream at the top of your lungs before they finish what they're saying and run away.
    16. Explain you're just nervous and instead of bitting your fingernails, frantically bite your toenails.
    i luv this!!!


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  5. GotLyrics GotLyrics
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2009 8:49pm UTC
    So this is how it goes / Well I, I would have never known
    A n d || i f || i t || e n d s || t o d a y *
    WELL I'LL STILL SAY THAT YOU SHINE BRIGHTER THAN ANYONE
    - Brighter * Paramore

  6. courttsayyys courttsayyys
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 12:33am UTC
    so last night my boyfriend called me at midnight
    while at his friends house with a few other guys.
    they were skateboarding down the street chasing
    eachother with plastic swords.
    i am now convinced that guy sleepovers are more
    fun then girl ones are.
    MLIA.

  7. lilgymnast44 lilgymnast44
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 10:43pm UTC
    Sometimes we take for granted the people in our lives that mean so much and when we finally realize that, it can be too late. Take advantage of every minute you have, hold onto and cherish every second. Have no regrets and never forget those that made you into who you are.
    Nicky Hilton

  8. XOdasherXOX XOdasherXOX
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 10:19pm UTC
    the
    s-p-a-c-e-s
    between my
    f.i.n.g.e.r.s..
    are where
    [ y o u r s ]
    fit
    perfectly
    <33
    no time. edit later(: crediiit for the quote! credit for the edit!
    xodasherxox!

  9. taylorswiftfanxx16 taylorswiftfanxx16
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 5:43pm UTC
    for halloween, my and my friend's Jenna and Jack
    wanted to dress up as Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Kayne West
    Jack would be Kayne West, and I'd be Taylor Swift, and Jenna'd be Beyonce
    this is what we fantazied of happening
    some random person gives me candy,
    Jack(Kayne West) would step in, grab my candy, and be like
    "I'm so happy that you got this candy,
    but I personally think Beyonce should have gotten it,"
    then I'd break out in random song and be all,
    "but this candy belongs with me!"
    (:all mine:)

  10. Wonderland Wonderland
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 5:24am UTC
    Only in America
    banks leave both doors open.. and chain the pens to the counters.

  11. running_from_reality running_from_reality
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    ____x ____
    you've got my wishing
    that i'm wishing
    on a thousand stars, baby.
    and i'm running my mouth
    'cause you're so
    x____damn pretty____x
    kids in love-red car wire
    <3

  12. LiveLaughLovee LiveLaughLovee
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    you're only as tall as your heart will let you be.
    +&& you're only as small as the world will make you seem.
    On The Brightside -Nevershoutnever!


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  14. maddiedicaprio maddiedicaprio
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 9:52pm UTC
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  15. starxshine130 starxshine130
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 10:08pm UTC
    & I was like...
    why you so obsessed with me?

  16. smilexobrightx17 smilexobrightx17
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    L.O.V.E.
    is when you want
    someone and need
    someone so much,
    that your willing
    to risk everything
    you have for them.
    everything you've
    worked for. every
    thing you dreamed
    of. because when
    you love someone&
    they love you back.
    n o t h i n g <3 e l s e
    m a t t e r s.
    a n y m o r e .
    not mine. got it from photobucket (:

  17. rAnDoM_cHiC_97 rAnDoM_cHiC_97
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    September 29, 2009 9:38pm UTC
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  18. KDP KDP
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2009 9:23pm UTC
    The day you realize you're eventually going to die is the day you'll learn how to live. <3


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  20. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2009 3:07pm UTC
    don’t
    wait for the
    perfect moment.
    take the moment
    && make it
    perfect

:)

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