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  1. Brody Brody
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    attempting to play cod and be on the computer is a hard thing to do. (;

  2. mailman mailman
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    alpha q
    read it out loud
    p.s. make sure no parent or little child is in the room

  3. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    admit it #2
    when you see the name Geoff, you say G-off, not Jeff

  4. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    admit it #14
    the new kid is NEVER hot

  5. biannncaaa biannncaaa
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. carlee32 carlee32
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    boy: Wanna go out?
    girl: i have a boyfriend..
    boy: i have a math test tomorrow?
    girl: ..your telling me this because..
    boy: sorry, i thought we were listing things we could cheat on..

  7. MissSoffy777 MissSoffy777
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 11:48am UTC
    Little things#10
    Just shaved legs.
     

  8. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    No. I will not share my iPod with you.
    I t's called an iPod.
    Not an usPod.

  9. pinkyrose3 pinkyrose3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    Below is a list of legitament reasons why the world is going to end in 2012:

  10. gracehater123456789 gracehater123456789
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    When nothing goes right, go left

  11. sistahdear sistahdear
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Have you thought,
    That a swimsuit is basically like you being in a bra and panties,cept a swimsuit is made for swimming. ♥
    -not my format.

  12. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    If love isn't a game,
    why are there so
    many players? ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. shortii828xx shortii828xx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    admit it #12
    you pack a lot for sleepovers, but you never use any of it

  15. MissSoffy777 MissSoffy777
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 11:23am UTC
    Little things#8
    Finding money in your pocket.

  16. OhxHeyxItsxLydia OhxHeyxItsxLydia
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 11:28am UTC
    "Did you make it home safely?"
    No i died 5 times -_-

  17. xxbabexx xxbabexx
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    no mom...
    i'm not addicted to texting.
    i'm addicted to who i'm texting. (;

  18. you_and_me_f0rever you_and_me_f0rever
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    Rest In Peace Ryan.
    Eight years ago, my brother, Ryan, died in a car accident. The driver of the car that hit him was drunk. Ryan died instantly, while the drunk driver lived. Ryan was 17 & had just gotten his liscense. My brother was driving home from his friends house to come see me on my birthday. Yes, he died on my birthday. Today should have been his 25th birthday. Ryan, even though you weren't here, mom & Kayla made you a cake & we had it with dinner to celebrate. It was chocolate (your favorite) & the icing was blue (your favorite color). It was hard to celebrate your birthday when you weren't even there, but I always kept imagining you there & how happy you would have been to see the cake. Ryan, nothing's the same anymore. Our family isn't the same. We all miss you so much. I just hope everything's okay up there, Ry. I hope your watching over me everyday & making sure I make the right choices about everything in life. I know you will always be with me, even if I can't see you. I love you so much, Ry, & you will always be my big brother. Witty, just for his birthday, can we get 100 faves? IF YOUR STILL READING THIS, I LOVE YOU.
    He had a smile that could light up a room ♥

  19. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    Smile
    you deserve to. ♥

  20. Katiiiiiie Katiiiiiie
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who knows all the lyrics to You Belong With Me By Taylor Swift?
    nmf

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