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  1. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 2:11pm UTC
    I Used to be a straight A student.
    Now I have two C's four B's, and one A-
    Because when you're too hung up on being
    PERFECT
    youforgethowtolive

  2. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 4:20pm UTC
    I would rather be laughed at for being a VIRGIN
    Than be laughed at for being PREGNANT
    Put your lives in perspective, girls.

  3. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 10:26pm UTC
    I'm not afraid of falling in love.
    I'm just afraid you won't catch me.
    Make it pwitttyyy<3

  4. miss_mariaaa288 miss_mariaaa288
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    witty > homework

  5. _Imperfect_ _Imperfect_
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    The Times You Want To Die,
    But you know it'd be to hard to say goodbye//<3

  6. xobrookealexis24 xobrookealexis24
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 6:21pm UTC
    Biggest lie in America:
    Teacher: (to student) Stop talking!
    Student: We were talking about the homework. ♥


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 9:43pm UTC
    ///// ew mondays, *

  10. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 2:19am UTC
    Today my mom got a promotion, someone else got laid off.
    Today I was eating dinner at a restaurant with friends, on the way there a homeless guy was holding a sign asking for food.
    Today my family friend's daughter had a baby, someone somewhere had their baby aborted.
    Today I won a volleyball game with a bump kill, a girl on the opposing team was missing half of her arm.
    Today I got home to a warm house and put on warm clothes and got in my warm bed, someone in the world is cold and sleeping on the street in old clothes.
    Today I turned on my cell phone and my laptop, I know someone who shares one single phone with her whole family.
    Today I complained because we 'had nothing to eat in the house' , someone would kill for just one bite of the stuff I have.
    Today I drove in a car, someone else walked.
    Today I smiled because of something someone said, someone else smiled because they made it another day.
    Today someone told me they loved me, someone else hasn't heard that in a long, long time.
    Today, I realized how lucky I am.
    [ appreciate what you have,
    don't take things for granted
    , always say thank you,
    always say please,
    and love the ones that gave you the hapiness you have the privlege to have.
    someone else would kill for a minute of it. ]
    alll mine. don't jock? please:)

  11. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 12:45am UTC
    SO TODAY I WENT DOWNSTAIRS.
    looked at the tv screen,
    and then asked my dad,
    "Dad, what are you watching?"
    he looks up, then without hesitation replies.
    "iCarly, why?"
    I LOVE MY DAD.
    * mine, true story:)

  12. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2010 6:49pm UTC
    >> YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME. <<
    m e a n i t .
    >> YOU SAYFOREVER<<
    p r o v e i t .
    >>YOU SAY GOODBYE IS NOT II N OUR VOCAB ULARY<<
    s u r e s e e m s l i k e i t i s.
    >> YOU SAY YOU WILL NEVER HURT ME <<
    t o o l a t e (:
    <3

  13. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 4:17am UTC
    IT'S 3:15 AM, WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?
    oh yeah, talking to him..<3
    anyone else?

  14. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 11:53am UTC
    WHEN YOU GOT A GOOD GIRL,
    SAY NO TO HOES.
    -- vinny

  15. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    SO MY SISTER CAME IN MY ROOM,
    were listening to kiss fm ,
    like a g6 comes on,
    and she immediately starts signing it,
    she knew more words to it then i did.
    my sister's 6. i'm 13.
    I THINK I SHOULD BE THE ONE FEELING LIKE A G6, NOT HER.
    100% mine, don't jock <3

  16. ohdangaddiee ohdangaddiee
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 11:57pm UTC
    am i the only one who finds it
    COMPLETELY
    &UTTERLY ADORABLE
    when guys are good with kids?

  17. xxjuliaxo xxjuliaxo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    Today;
    I Was looking ove r the
    spelling homework
    and the teacher wrote
    condom instead of condemn
    MLIA

  18. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    ❝how many more bites till i can have dessert?❞
    click the heart if you remember this :)

  19. NLG6 NLG6
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    People ask me why its so hard to trust people;
    &+
    I ask them why its so hard to keep a promise.

  20. softballismygame8 softballismygame8
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 6:45pm UTC
    just friends
    sometimes I think
    it would be better if we were
    © just strangers.

:)

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