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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Most overused movie quote:
    Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
    Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Gymnasticsrox13 Gymnasticsrox13
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Have You Ever Wondered
    1.can u cry underwater?
    2. how important does a person have to
    be before they are considerded
    assassinated instead of just murder?
    3. once you go to heaven, are you stuck
    in the clothes you were buried in for
    eternity?
    4. why does a round pizza come in a
    square box?
    5. If you drink Pepsi at work in a Cike
    factory, do you get fired?
    6. why do people pay to go to the top of
    tall buildings and then put money in
    binoculars to look at the ground?
    7. why do toasters go upto 9 minutes,
    when that basiclly kills your bread?
    8. can blind people see their dreams?
    9. if corn oil is made from corn and
    vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    the what is baby oil made of?
    10. do the alphabet song and twinkle
    twinkle little star song have the same
    tune?
    11. why did you just sing the two songs
    above?

  4. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    I guess you could call me a fireman
    because I turn the hoes on
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  5. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    dear santa...
    ^for christmas i'd like....
    NO! WAIT! forget that! , Go & get your sleigh and go to afghanistan, get all the soilders and bring them home safely. they deserve presents more than i do.

    FAVORITE THIS QUOTE TO SHOW RESPECT FOR THE SOILDERS WHO AREN'T COMING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. ! MUCH LOVE & SUPPORT TO OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR OUR COUNTRY.
    nmf

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    True love burns the brightest,
    But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.

  7. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
    Lonliness is a terrible feeling.
    What's even worse?
    Feeling lonely in a room full of people.

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds.
    Sincerely, the army

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    You say that you love rain,
    but you open your umbrella when it rains.
    You say that you love the sun,
    but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
    You say that you love the wind
    but you close your windows when wind blows
    This is why I am afraid,
    you say that you love me too
    -William Shakespeare
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  10. ashlyn* ashlyn*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:37pm UTC

    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Cop: "Freeze."
    Criminal: "Everybody clap their hands." ♥

  11. tayyxoxo13 tayyxoxo13
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    the way you walk,
    way you talk, way you say my name
    it's beautiful, wonderful,
    don't you ever change

  12. vintagememories vintagememories
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    \
    *b e s t f r i e n d a d d s a p i c t u r e t o o f a c e b o o k*
    40 likes
    * i add a picture too facebook*
    1like,thanks mom.

    nmf/

  13. girlainttrippin98 girlainttrippin98
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. cheerflyer4ever1 cheerflyer4ever1
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Are you stupid or something?
    Something.
    notminecreditothodesrvesit

  15. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
    Dear Haters, I found a lipstick that helps you look better, it's called,
    "Super Glue"

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    refuse to slip, refuse to fall,
    refuse to feel anything at all,
    can't be weak, can't stand still,
    and watch your back...
    'cause no one else will.
    *•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•♥•*nmf

  17. its_okay_not_to_be_okay its_okay_not_to_be_okay
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Wanting a boy
    to give you a piggy-back ride
    but you're afraid
    you're too heavy.

  18. tayyxoxo13 tayyxoxo13
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    SAY GOODBYE & B LOW A KISS,
    cause baby you can't handle this ♥

  19. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:12am UTC
    Chemistry jokes are sodium funny ;)
    [fav] if you get it

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    someone asked me if i knew you,
    and a million memories
    flashed through my head.
    i laughed and replied,
    "i used to think i did."

:)

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