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  1. pieisyummy1298 pieisyummy1298
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    The fact that you cannot kiss your elbow
    is enough to make you realize that some things seem to be so close,
    yet they are bound to be beyond your reach ♥

  2. californiasurfer californiasurfer
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    you know what?
    i'm so sick of love songs,
    reminding me about what i used to be.
    Lonely & hurt.
    ♥ But hey, at least its in the past.

  3. reversejuliet reversejuliet
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    You were born an original. Don't die a copy ❤

  4. kelsam901 kelsam901
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Forgot what it's like to just feel okay,
    I'm praying for the day when there is... no more rain.
    and I don't want to do anything but cry.
    ~Cry, Alexx Calise

  5. divafevame divafevame
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    A lady
    about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
    She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
    She immediately moved to another seat.
    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
    The man seemed more amused.
    When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
    she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
    The case came up in court.
    The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.
    The man replied,
    'Well your Honor, it was like this:
    when the lady got on the bus,
    I couldn't help but notice her condition.
    She sat down under a sign that said,
    'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
    'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
    'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
    But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
    and sat under a sign that said,
    'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
    ... I just lost it.'
    'CASE DISMISSED!!'
    funnyordie,notmine/format

  6. l0vE123 l0vE123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    That's the pathetic thing about highschool.
    Everybody tries so hard to be something they're not.
    It's gotten so I don't know who I am,
    so how can I even try to be who I am,
    much less someone I'm not?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. Unloveable79 Unloveable79
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:28pm UTC

    be
    who
    you
    want
    to
    be
    not
    what
    others
    want
    to
    see


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  10. xolivi1233 xolivi1233
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    staring at something
    so long that your eyes get blurry<3

  11. court9898 court9898
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    a relationship without trust,
    is like a car without breaks...you'll crash without it.
    nmf

  12. californiasurfer californiasurfer
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:24pm UTC
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    I hate you.
    No.
    I want you.
    No.
    I love you.
    No.
    I need you.
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  14. summerrandinlouisee summerrandinlouisee
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Who else tries to balance the light switch between ''off'' and ''on'' ? -Just me?

  15. SpreadALittleLove97 SpreadALittleLove97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    She's strong enough to walk away,
    but broken enough to look back.

    nmf


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  18. Preety_in_Pink Preety_in_Pink
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    ththethe awkward moment
    when the person you like asks you who you like♥

  19. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Your face?
    Your face is fine.
    It's your personality I want to put a bag over.
    nmf

  20. lyssierockkxo lyssierockkxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHAHA . no

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