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  2. TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing TheyCallMeSmothAndRefreshing
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    your like a drug to me
    why? because your hooked onto me? :)
    No because your ruining my life.

  3. kellymariesquarepantscullenjonas kellymariesquarepantscullenjonas
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:57pm UTC
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    Sometimes, I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me.
    tumblr/nmf
    tumblr/nmf

  4. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:43pm UTC
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  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
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    November 16, 2011 7:56pm UTC
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  6. vballluvr55 vballluvr55
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    I've lived through the death of Micheal Jackson, the first black president, the royal wedding, Osama's death . MY LIFE IS FREAKING HISTORY !! :)
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. brooklynschlangen07 brooklynschlangen07
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Whats Your Name
    depends, whos asking.

  8. xoxhannahoxo xoxhannahoxo
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    November 15, 2011 7:08pm UTC
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  10. eatsleepwitty143 eatsleepwitty143
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    My sister called in from work on Sunday because or grandpa had a heart attack
    She works at chucke cheeses and shes only 16.
    They said " Sorry but if you don't come in your fired "
    She got fired the next day.
    Please [ <3 ] if you think this is wrong.
    ~ true story :(

  11. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 1:41am UTC
    that sad moment when
    you're used to talking to someone every day,
    then they slowly start fading away.

  12. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 8:04pm UTC
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  13. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    dear santa...
    ^for christmas i'd like....
    NO! WAIT! forget that! , Go & get your sleigh and go to afghanistan, get all the soilders and bring them home safely. they deserve presents more than i do.

    FAVORITE THIS QUOTE TO SHOW RESPECT FOR THE SOILDERS WHO AREN'T COMING HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. ! MUCH LOVE & SUPPORT TO OUR MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR OUR COUNTRY.
    nmf

  14. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    the fake laugh you do,
    when an old person cracks a joke.//
    <3 nmq.nmf

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Ever looked at your bestfriend
    and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'
    nmf

  16. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:29pm UTC
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    if you will still be single
    on November 12th.

  17. yeahbuddy123 yeahbuddy123
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:03pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Everytime I need to spell bananas
    I sing ''Hollaback girl'' in my head.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
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  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    We all have scars.
    We all have stories.

  19. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    i really hate when girls that aren't pretty do this to you -__-
    i hate when
    girls eye you down in public and you know they're judging you.

  20. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    awkward eye contact with
    your crush.♥

:)

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