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AbigailJade31
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:56pm UTC

You can't choose to fall inlove
You just wake up one day and realize that you're
thinking about him more than you should, and that
all the things he does makes you smile.
It incoveniently takes you by surprise. And you
can't help it.
It just...happens.

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singtothesteeringwheel
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June 4, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder if anyone actually has a crush on me...
...then I remember what I look like!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:10pm UTC

my oldest sister
was so drunk and i saw her in the living room holding a mini coke and laughing hysterically and i was like “are you laughing because that coke is small” and she nodded her head
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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† *
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June 4, 2013 9:16pm UTC

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*My friend and I having a conversation*
Random Person: Well I think-
Me: Excuse me, this is an A and B conversation, so C your way the f^ck out.

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singtothesteeringwheel
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Putting your music on shuffle, then skipping till the song you want comes on.

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airdude
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June 4, 2013 9:23pm UTC

I love how people can get so pi $$ ed about the smallest things and then can be surprised when someone else gets angry.

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Basketballer100
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:26pm UTC

I would like to thank the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

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Loopy23
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Can you HEAR the silence?
Can you SEE the dark?
Can you FIX the broken?

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Well,
I have some news.
I BEAT CANCER.
WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
f.uck Cancer!!!
I was told it was
gone yesterday
evening!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:33am UTC

boys walk around shirtless: oh that's fine, it was a hot day and they didn't want to overheat!
girls wear clothes that acknowledge the fact that we are human beings who have shoulders: nO, ///STOP//// the boys will be dISTRACTED FROM LEARNING, keep your sinful shoulders under cover good lord.

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jamieiscool224
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 6:34pm UTC

Today was great
he
called me pretty.
I don't even care if he doesnt like me
Just the fact that he called me pretty
just makes my day<3

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jamieiscool224
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Apply lip chap for SOFT A/SS LIPS!
-MilesJaiProductions

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jamieiscool224
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 10:43am UTC

Singing a song you don't know? Don't worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.... and your gonna OWN that sh/t.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jamieiscool224
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Best friend's may come and go.....but it's okay... you never really liked them :)
~My best friend :/

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jamieiscool224
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Conversation with my "old" crush:
Me: *In school bathroom, fixing my hair and makeup for the dance....when finished I walk out to my locker*
Crush: *Comes over...*
Crush: WOW!! You look great! Your so se/xy!
Me: Well.. That's sweet, but come on! Your calling me se/xy because I'm wearing as much makeup as I own, and I'm wearing a dress?? If you really liked me, then you would say I'm beautiful everyday, without all "this" on!
Crush: *Silently walks away*
Me:.............................Well that felt good...
Favourite if you would say this to your crush
By the way...this isn't true, I just wanted to say I wish I could say this to my old crush.......well crush.... <3

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jamieiscool224
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Your a girl..
Your a brown haired girl..
Your a girl that everyone goes to..
Your a girl who has feelings..
Your a girl, who's waiting for that special someone.. <3
Your a girl that isn't perfect.. 10/10
Your a girl that's beautiul, but think's your ugly..
Your a girl who think's you will be Forever alone..
Your a girl who has a wonderful family..
Your a girl.... with everything you need..
Favourite if this describes you..... <3

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Today is class my teacher pulled out a marshmellow gun and started shooting the class. I love my school.

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 8:43pm UTC

*Me talking to my friend grace*
Me: grace why you be acting so cray cray?!?!
Grace: what? I don't like crayfish?!
Grace your so stupid, I love you.

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akp1015
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC

me: i made dinner for two
me: looks like i don't have to cook tomorrow
me: lol, forever alone
food:
me:
food:
me:
food:
me: who am i kidding i'll eat it all tonight

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