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  1. emandm123 emandm123
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Goodbye, my almost lover
    goodbye my h o p e l e s s dream
    I' M T R Y I N G N O T T O T H I N K A B O U T Y O U
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME BE?
    So long, my luckless romance - My back is turned on you
    SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D BRING ME HEARTACHE
    Almost lovers always do


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. babygurl51498 babygurl51498
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    ICONic Boyz
    or
    I aM mE
    fave for ICONic Boyz
    comment for I aM mE
    *I am ICONic all the way!! :)

  4. Madix3Cheerleader Madix3Cheerleader
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    I wonder ; if you think about me as much as i
    think about you.

  5. Julianna1221 Julianna1221
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #15:
    In Iowa, it is illegal for any man with a mustache to kiss a woman in public. It's also illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.

  6. fairytaledreamer fairytaledreamer
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    &&How many of you girls;;
    want nothing more than a summer romance.?

  7. andmaybeimcrazy andmaybeimcrazy
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:58am UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. 6perfect10 6perfect10
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    "i'm so ugly."
    if you think that about yourself, fave this. then look at your comments pretty soon.

  9. Cheerleader20102013 Cheerleader20102013
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Like this and I'll put something
    positive on you're wall
    Not just "You're beautiful, or pretty" I go all out
    you won't be disappointed if you do
    I promise

  10. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    *Cool things*
    Age 5 : a pack of 72 markers
    Age 13 : cell phone , laptops , etc .
    Age 17 : expensive cars .
    Age 69 : bedazzled wheelchairs .

  11. KathrneLuvsUHunn KathrneLuvsUHunn
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 10:08am UTC
    "You really said that?!"
    "No, but I was thinking it."♥

  12. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #260
    Scooter's girlfriend wants Justin to sing
    Common Denominator at their wedding.

  14. JBieberFacts JBieberFacts
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Justin Bieber Fact #262
    Justin has never called a girl ugly, he said,
    "Every girl is beautiful in their own special way."

  15. mylifeissoccer11 mylifeissoccer11
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    You: Hola! Como stas?!
    Spanish guy: *starts speaking intense spanish fast*
    you: Dude, chill out! dora hasn't taught me that much yet.

  16. EnriqueX788 EnriqueX788
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Today when i was in the lift,
    a little boy asked me why
    my teeth were wearing necklaces
    i shall never call them braces again
    MLIA

  17. HabiiBa HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:45pm UTC
    Di Caprio never died in Titanic
    The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.
    Its like a movie within a movie

  18. cheerleader2899 cheerleader2899
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    If you love someone click the ♥
    and comment his name :)

  19. Heyylan Heyylan
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. ixlovexhim5696 ixlovexhim5696
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Dear girls who take pictures in the bathroom,
    I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you.
    Sincerely, don't forget to tag me.
    {♥}
    not my format.

:)

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