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gymnastics_gal123
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 9:07pm UTC

Fave
For a name that would sound cute with yours :)
If there's alot of faves, leave a comment so I can give you yours!!

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missflipflop9
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 6:02pm UTC

that awkward moment when you say
something disturbing
and your teacher hears you.
- - ♥ - -
idt this quote is on here. not my format.

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crazyyx56
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 2:23pm UTC

what do you do
if you see your ex , running around in your front yard
covered in blood and screaming for help ?
stay calm . reload . and aim better ♥

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KEAA123

posted a quote
January 21, 2011 11:35am UTC

I'm eating
Not cuz i'm hungry
Cuz i'm bored <3

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skittleLover
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 11:01am UTC

Funny Instruction Labels
(These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:)
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(How am I supposed to do that?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(Nahh, I like it rock solid)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(No cause burning myself is always fun!)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No way!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(What? But eating knives was always so much fun!)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(No, I was going to shove them in my ear!)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(But stopping it with your hands is something everyone will try!)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(What?! That's one way to crush their hopes and dreams...)
Not Mine(:

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LoveByWhisper
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 12:31pm UTC

Josh: I don't know Drake, all
this cheating makes me feel
dirty.
Drake: Take a bath when
we get home.
Josh: You want a mouth full of
fist!?!
Drake: You want a butt full of
foot!?!
Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
Guy at counter: Here? At Guitar World?
Josh: I may have tripped but that does
not diminish the impact
of this exit!
Josh: Have you ever been in
Meagan's room before?
Drake: Once. When I was five.
Josh: What happened?
Drake: She pushed me out of
a window and told mom I
fell.

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liveeyourlife
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 12:19pm UTC

i've always wanted a rose on valentine's day♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
September 23, 2010 6:25pm UTC

He’s not the greatest guy.,
he’s not the hottest, most popular guy in the school. he doesn’t have that straight, skater-boy flippy hair.,
--->but he does have some pretty cute hair.
he’s not a football player.,
---> but his favorite sport is baseball, & he’s good at it.
he doesn’t have half the girls in school chasing after him.,
---> they just don’t know him like i do.
that guy, yeah. that guy right there.,
he’s the funniest guy I know. he can make me laugh when I’m bawling my eyes out., he can pick me up & carry me around when I just don't feel good., he’s the guy I come to for anything., even if it’s just a simple hug. that guy… well.,
he’s my best friend. ♥

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
October 4, 2010 5:48pm UTC

is it just me ♥ .?
----> or is this school year going extremely slow...

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 3:09pm UTC

&Remember When;
boys had cooties.,
everyone would rush to the swings at recess.,
the most competitive thing between us was
a game of tag.,
the only drama we knew of.,
was the stuff in “grown up movies” we’re weren't allowed to see.,
the tube slide was the ultimate hiding spot.,
SpongeBob, Hey Arnold, & CatDog were
the cool shows.,
nobody noticed whether you straightened your hair,
or what kind of clothes you were wearing?
everything seemed so care-free.,
& the biggest concern was
having fun.,
but we couldn’t wait to “grow up”?
What Were We Thinking?!

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
October 28, 2010 4:10pm UTC

Sometimes,
--> "Heartbreak" Isn't caused
by a boyfriend ♥
but by a friend, that promised he'd always be there for you.
i guess promises mean nothing anymore.

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
October 24, 2010 7:53pm UTC

I love that feeling when he...
hugs me f rom behind ♥

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
November 3, 2010 9:29pm UTC

you know when you were little, and you ate tons & tons of candy,
& you used to get that sugar rush?
well, that's how i feel
everytime i look at you ♥

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 4:27pm UTC

Today in class,
I was daydreaming...
sitting at my desk, looking out the window, with this idiotic smile on my face
and the only thing I had on my mind was
♥ HIM♥
not my format(:
not

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
November 7, 2010 8:38am UTC

❈
cause baby,
you're a
f i r e w o r k .
come on, show 'em.
what you're worth.
gonna make 'em go "oh, oh, ohh"
as you shoot across the
sky-y-y ♥
format by peaceinpieces

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
November 12, 2010 4:54pm UTC

the problem with us girls is...
we have big hearts.
we just need to find a guy
who's s t r o n g enough
to handle it.
♥
format credit to _get_at_me_ (:

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 7:24pm UTC

When I'm with him...
[everything just feels right]
and for the first time in a while
my smile isn't fake ♥
format by newport_girl_7

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
November 17, 2010 7:36pm UTC

I'd catch a grenade for ya
throw my hand on a blade for ya
jump in front of a train for ya
i would do an ything for ya
I would go ttttttttttthrough all this pain
take a bullet straight through my brain
yes i would die for ya baby
» but you won't do the same «
♥
,
story of my life!
not my format.

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 4:58pm UTC

Me? Sarcastic?!
. . . n e v e r ♥
hahah, h
-hahaaha, facebook(;

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