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  1. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    WE BUY THINGS WE DON'T NEED
    WITH MONEY WE DONT HAVE
    TO IMPRESS PEOPLE WE DON'T LIKE.

  2. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. girl77* girl77*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    That moment when you just need a hug that lasts forever

  4. unibugsrock unibugsrock
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    You know what I hate? I hate the fact that I'm the goody 2 shoes,
    The fact that I'm hated by so many people,
    The fact that I'm indiscipline,
    The fact that I'm so ugly,
    The fact that my crush will probably never like me, most likely because I'm black,
    The fact that I'm so uptight,
    The fact that I'm probably the only 12 year old I know who doesn't say cuss words,
    The fact that I'm so stupid,
    The fact that I have no sense,
    The fact that everyone is prettier than me,
    The fact that my friends hate me (I hope it's not all of them),
    The fact that I'm scared of so many things,
    The fact that I make so many mistakes,
    The fact that my friends are better than me at EVERYTHING,
    The fact that my friends probably talk about me behind my back, and are only friends with me because they feel sorry for me,
    The fact that I'm NEVER TRULY HAPPY...
    AND THESE ARE JUST A FEW REASONS.
    I'll probably do more later... :(

  5. unibugsrock unibugsrock
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:57am UTC
    I think that all the Witty People should log on to Witty at midnight from January 7th-8th. Like, have a big countdown thingy. We should, because we ALL love Witty
    Thank you Witty, for allowing me to meet ALL these wonderful people :) We love you. STAY WITH US!

  6. girl77* girl77*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    IF MONEY GREW ON TREES...


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. girl77* girl77*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    It's time to talk about the swearing on this website. I swear all the time in real life and on some of my quotes. This is how I healthily express my feelings at the moment. I know this applies to other people too. But I am SICK of the petitons to stop swearing on this website. You can't stop some people from swearing. Also, this is a place for us to be us no judgement I DON'T want to hear I never swore I'm soo innocent cause that is bs.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
    This scares me.
    We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
    We give advice when there's no where else to go.
    We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
    Witty has saved friendships.
    Witty has saved relationships.
    Witty has saved pride.
    Witty has saved lives.
    Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
    We are a family.
    I would never sacrifice these things for
    a curse word.
    This is a petition.
    Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
    Keep this in your favs for Witty.

  10. nameyou2468 nameyou2468
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Boy: will you marry me ?
    Girl: I'm lesbian.
    Boy: what's a lesbian ?
    Girl: I like girls more than boys.
    Boy: Then gimme five, I'm also lesbian!
    nameyou2468 | Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    (The Soundtrack of Your Teenage Years)s
    The sound of your parents yelling at you.
    The ringtone you assigned for your crush.
    The pitter-patter of the rain as you cry yourself to sleep.
    The laughter of your best friend.
    The school bell ringing at the end of the year.
    Your favorite song blasting in your ears.
    The silent sobs you cry when no one's around.
    The clicking of the keyboard, as you type a new quote.
    The angry voice you use to rant about that one girl you hate.
    The slam of the door as you run into your room,
    because you just can't handle it anymore.
    The silent drop as your tears hit the floor, because
    life's finally hit you.

    - ©jayciecutie01's format -
    original thebrokensmile quote - doesn't apply to everyone.

  12. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Girl: Dear Diary,
    I saw him passing by my way. I used to smile at him but I felt so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he's the star of the basketball team. He'll never notice a geek like me.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Boy: Dear Diary:
    I was walking in the hallway at school today and saw the pretty, smart girl that I usually sit by during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I'm just a guy who can shoot some hoops while she's the pretty honor student. She'll never like a guy like me.

  13. theworldisgay theworldisgay
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    Taylor Swift, thanks for all your amazing songs that get me through
    EVERYTHING.

:)

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