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  1. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Everything is funnier
    at two in the morning.

  2. greendaygal greendaygal
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    boy: you're cute
    me: who put you up to this
    boy: what
    me: was it my mom?
    boy: no i think you're rea-
    me: DAMMIT MOM
    boy: i don't understa-
    me: how much did she pay you

  3. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Thoughts after school;;
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I wonder what snacks we have?-
    -My back hurts...-
    -Did we have homework?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    -I need a nap...-
    -FACEBOOK.-
    -Witty, i missed you.-
    -I need to change, these skinny jeans suck..-
    -I looked like that today!? WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME?-
    -FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 1:07am UTC
    parents: these are the best years of your life!
    me: wait what it gets worse

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Saying "Never mind"
    When you don't feel like repeating yourself.
    NFM/FMQ

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    In school, the only thing that
    group projects ever taught me was
    how much I hate other people
    format by jimmy365

  7. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    me: let me sleep
    brain: no im gonna make you overthink about every little decision you made in your entire life.
    me: k
    Paperlung's format
    nmq

  8. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Fave if I said your name!
    Ashley, Ashleigh, Ashlee, Abby, Abbie, Abbi, Ariana, Arianna, Aria, Alison, Allison, Allie, Aly, Ally, Ali, Alli, Ayla, Adison, Addison, Ashlyn, Ashlin, Alexandria, Alex, Alexis, Alexa, Alexia, Ava, Adrianne, Adrian, Audrey, Audrie, Aubrey, Aubrie, Audra, Auden, Alana, Annie, Anne, Ann, Alice, Alicia, Alyssa, Alissa, Althea, Amber, Amelia, Aimee, Amy, Annabelle, Annabel, Annabell, Anias, Antonia, Andrea, Angelica, Angelina, Anika, Annika, April, Arielle, Ariel, Amanda, Brianna, Briana, Brielle, Bailey, Baylee, Bethany, Brittany, Britney, Barbara, Brielle, Brie, Bree, Bianca, Barbie, Bella, Belle, Belinda, Besty, Betty, Beneta, Beverly, Beatrice, Bridgette, Bridget, Blair, Blaire, Blake, Bonny, Bonnie, Brandie, Brandy, Brady, Brenna, Brennen, Brooke, Cassie, Cassandra, Cara, Caroline, Carolyn, Carrie, Claire, Clara, Chris, Christine, Christiane, Chrissy, Christina, Caitlin, Caitlyn, Cadee, Cadie, Caitie, Catie, Candence, Camille, Cam, Cammie, Cami, Capri, Caren, Carissa, Corinne, Corinna, Carly, Carlie, Casey, Caisee, Cassia, Courtney, Courtnee, Cathy, Catherine, Cecilia, Celena, Celina, Chance, Chanel, Charlotte, Chelsea, Chelsie, Chelsee, Cassadie, Cassadee, Cassady, Chloe, Crystal, Catrina, Cat, Ciara, Claudia, Colette, Danielle, Darcey, Darcie, Debbie, Darlene, Dannie, Daniel, Daisy, Delia, Diana, Dianne, Dolly, Erin, Ellie, Elle, Eliana, Eddie, Eden, Elinore, Elizabeth, Elisabeth, Eliza, Ella, Ellen, Erica, Erika, Elise, Emily, Emilee, Emma, Eva, Farrah, Fleasia, Franny, Frannie, Faith, Fabiana, Gabby, Gabbie, Gabrielle, Glen, Gabriella, Gail, Gale, Gemma, Georgia, Grace, Hannah, Hailie, Haley, Hailey, Haylee, Hadlee, Harper, Harriet, Heather, Heidi, Helen, Helena, Helina, Hermione, Holly, Hanna, Isabella, Isabel, Isabelle, Ivy, Ianna, Ily, Jennifer, Jenny, Jillian, Jemma, Jessica, Jesstine, Jill, Jenn, Jackie, Jacky, Jocelyn, Jamie, Jane, Janette, Jasmine, Jesse, Jessie, Joanna, Josie, Jordan, Judy, Juliana, Julianna, Julia, Julie, Juliet, Kendra, Kassie, Katherine, Katie, Kaitlin, Kaitlyn, Kayla, Kaylee, Kailey, Kara, Karen, Karissa, Karli, Karly, Karoline, Kate, Katrina, Kourtney, Kelsey, Kim, Kelly, Kelley, Kristen, Kirsten, Krista, Kylie, Lia, Leah, Lexie, Lilly, Lily, Lauren, Laura, Lesley, Lulu, Luna, Lindsay, Libby, Lucy, Lydia, Maddy, Maddie, Mariana, Massie, Meghan, Megan, Madison, McKenzie, McKayla, Makayla, Madelyn, Macey, Maci, Macy, Mariah, Marissa, Mary, Marisa, Maya, Morgan, Molly, Natasha, Natalie, Nina, Nelly, Olivia, Odessa, Oddie, Paige, Patrica, Parsley, Pattie, Pam, Paula, Peggy, Pearl, Penny, Penelopy, Pepper, Phebe, Quinne, Rachel, Ronnie, Rebecca, Riley, Rose, Rosie, Ryan, Sarah, Sara, Sabrina, Samantha, Sammy, Sami, Sammie, Sam, Sandy, Sandie, Savannah, Savanna, Scarlette, Scarlet, Serina, Shaina, Shayna, Shea, Shay, Shelby, Shelly, Shasta, Sierra, Skyler, Skylar, Stacey, Stephanie, Sue, Sylvia, Sasha, Tara, Tiffany, Tess, Tessa, Trinity, Tyler, Tracey, Tamara, Tammy, Tasha, Taylor, Taylor, Tina, Vera, Veronica, Whitney, Wendy
    Comment if I forgot!
    *These were all from memory. If I forgot an obvious one, please don't get mad...I spent like 2 hours on this :P

  9. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    fave if you wear makeup
    comment if you dont.

  10. mishmishlovesu mishmishlovesu
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    [♥] If you had you heart broken this year</3

  11. bluexeyedxblondiex bluexeyedxblondiex
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 10:53am UTC
    I laugh at boys that work at
    SUBWAY
    Cause they have to make me a sandwich.

  12. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    format: _Hey_Bro_
    there isn't one person
    on this earth that I want more,
    than you♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. xemilee13x xemilee13x
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    "i saw nobody i knew today."
    guess who is wearing the same thing tomorrow?

  15. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    I remember 2011 like it was yesterday

  16. nssassychick nssassychick
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Stranger:
    "Excuse Me, Miss."
    Family:
    "Let me through."
    Bestfriends:
    "MOVE THE F*CK OUT OF MY WAY."

  17. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.
    I hope I never wake up again.

  18. sexybeast23 sexybeast23
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Team Jacob: because I know what it feels like to love someone who only sees you as a friend.

  19. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    heart: i'm hurt again.
    lungs: we can't breathe.
    stomach: those butterflies were for nothing.
    eyes: we're crying again.
    brain: i warned you idiots.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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