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  1. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    "Never ignore a person
    who loves and cares for you,
    because one day you may realize
    that you've lost the moon
    while counting the stars."
    - John OCallaghan

  2. xdinoxgoesxrawrrx xdinoxgoesxrawrrx
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    i believe in second chances ♥
    but i don't believe in third chances . my heart isn't a baseball game.
    two strikes and your out; on to the next player.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Savannahh Savannahh
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 4:10pm UTC
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    Guy friends are the bomb.
    They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with,
    no awkwardness.. Until you start to like one.

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    format by lightbulbsrock

  5. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    I often ponder over the mysteries of the world..
    Then, i just conclude it all with
    Eh who cares, im sexy.

  6. FluffyPancakes FluffyPancakes
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    Drop it like it's hot.
    favorite this if you just thought of the sundrop commercial.

  7. alexxoxo101 alexxoxo101
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 4:00pm UTC
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  8. MySecrets__x MySecrets__x
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    I want to take a survey. SO. Favorite this quote if your single...
    And comment if your in a relationship.
    Also, comment the lucky guys name (:
    Thanks !
    .
    not my format

  9. elloellie elloellie
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    im not hiding anything...its just feels weird when someone is looking over my shoulder.. ♥
    not my format.credit:billyboy
    not my quote either?

  10. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 7:54pm UTC
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  11. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    you're on your knees,
    begging please stay with me,
    but honestly,
    i just need to be a little
    crazy.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    I'M IN SHAPE!
    round is a shape.
    LOL my friend told me that today .

  14. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    stop trying
    to make me laugh, i'm supposed to be mad at you.

  15. xoHollisterrGirlyyxo xoHollisterrGirlyyxo
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
    You ain't nothing but a hoe.
    You think you're cool, you think you're classy.
    Reality Check : You're really trashy .

  16. Bluegiraffe6 Bluegiraffe6
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Advantages Of Being A Women:
    1. We got off the Titanic first.
    2. Taxis stop for us.
    3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
    4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing.
    5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay.
    6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
    7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
    8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt.
    9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
    10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

  17. XxKeiraxX XxKeiraxX
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Free....
    Stolen.....
    What's the difference???

  18. Mooshoo10 Mooshoo10
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 9:07pm UTC

    In life we all have,
    an unspeakable secret,
    an irreversible regret,
    an unreachable dream,
    and an unforgettable love

  19. lizzie3798 lizzie3798
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    "where the hell is my--
    nevermind i found it."

  20. xdeannax33 xdeannax33
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    God bless the broken
    road
    That lead me straight to you .

:)

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