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kitkat345 · 1 decade ago
Liam payne took me shaking because i made him laugh
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biscuit · 1 decade ago
that can make my heart complete
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XDangerousBeautyX · 1 decade ago
I saw that ;D <3
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itchythumbmaniac · 1 decade ago
Niall Horan wrote me a song, because i flipped my hair! <3
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kyotokitten · 1 decade ago
One of the words got deleted xD :P
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Orange_Butterflies · 1 decade ago
If this happened to me I'd probably just sit back and laugh hysterically... then pay the fine. XD
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EmilyHorse · 1 decade ago
would that really happen, because i really want to do the first bit!;o
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
wut
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hallucinating* · 1 decade ago
They should make a bald one.
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
They should make one that isn't perfect
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blue* · 1 decade ago
That would be ironic if this quote is a top tommorrow.
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destinyfaith · 1 decade ago
Destiny..(:
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The_Bass_and_Drums_xx · 1 decade ago
Hey, Do me please ?? :)
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Debz1D · 1 decade ago
Debbie! X
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Spuddy1o1 · 1 decade ago
Sydney (:
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disneydestery · 1 decade ago
Once upon a time, there lived a very happy farmer. His name was Farmer. He was a very lovely man, and a lovely farmer, who lived on a lovely farm. Now, Farmer was a very lovely man, don't get me wrong, but he was so incredibly lovely that no woman in the world was ever lovely enough to be his wife. And Farmer was fine with this, because he was so enthralled in tending to his lovely farm, that he absolutely adored. Farmer didn't seek out a wife or a family, because his farm was his family. And they were a lovely family. But one day, as the lovely farmer named Farmer was checking on his lovely farm, he came across a very lovely-looking potato. The potato wanted to be big and extremely lovely one day, and Farmer knew it would be. And one day when the potato was big and strong, a little girl who was small and young came, and wished to buy the lovely potato. The lovely farmer was extremely sad at first, but then he remembered that the lovely potato wanted to belong to the little girl, and he was happy once more. The end.

I hope this comment was entertaining to read. ;D Now, mind you, I'll be expecting my child's name! xD Thank you!
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psiloveyou43 · 1 decade ago
isabella :)
please do mine!
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KatieBear · 1 decade ago
HEYYYYYYYYYYY lol ignore my weirdness jk
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CrazedFangirl · 1 decade ago
Heya, Please and tenkoo :)
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Kyliegiggles · 1 decade ago
Heyyy :)
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