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  1. xBecca25 xBecca25
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    Got a problem with me?
    Solve it.
    Think im trippin?
    Tie my shoes.
    Cant face me?
    Turn the f**k around.

  2. zlooper zlooper
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk
    You threw my hampster across the room and said "Go Pikachu!!"

  3. Kiwixoxo Kiwixoxo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    All i want for Christmas is you...
    to get led on, just like you did to me.

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    If sleep is so important,
    then why does school start to early?

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    I don't know whats more awkward
    Answering Dora or sitting in silence while she stares at you...

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    YOU HATE DRAMA?
    Cool, stop startiing it.

  7. wittysisterstories wittysisterstories
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 11:37pm UTC
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  8. wittysisterstories wittysisterstories
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:12am UTC
    As good as it once was
    Chapet 6.
     
    I looked in and saw my horse Astronomy in the cross ties and Jackson working hard to clean out his stall. Jackson worked for mom, He help take care of the horses. I put my favorite song on Tough by Kellie Pickler . Jackson mumbled something, I couldn't hear over the music. I started to saddle up Astronomy, I got on him and wanted to go for a tail ride. I asked Jackson if he wanted to come. He said yes, he saddle up Star . We walked in silence till the pole lines. Finally I said “ are you ready to go fast ?” He nodded and we picked up a canter, racing down the pole lines. We both laughing our butts off. I finally came to a stop, The horse were tired and my stomach hurt from laughing to much. Jackson and me sat there talking for hours. We got home, He put the horse away. I looked at my phone still no text from Kyle.
    My mom was leaving for her boyfriends house, So that might I could have a bonfire. I sent a text to everyone even Kyle and Mike. Jackson started the fire, while I went to get changed. I got 106 people text me back saying Hell ya or I can't. This bonfire would be the best. I looked at the ones from Kyle, He said “ya sure baby, I am bring someone” I said “ok.” My best friend Hannah was the first to show up, she hugged me and kissed Jackson. I knew Kyle was bring someone but wasn't ready for who he was bring.
    -LRR

  9. TaylorTott TaylorTott
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 12:52am UTC
    Why is it that when I'm alone & not about to do anything..
    I can always make my hair perfect.
    but not when I need it ?

  10. librio librio
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    I hate it how guys think they know how girls feel
    :/

  11. Babygirl18 Babygirl18
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 7:54pm UTC
    If im justa friend, then why do I know what your lips feel like?

  12. xokat15 xokat15
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when the people your with are texting and you just keep
    checking your phone to see if you have any messages...

  13. lizziebeth335 lizziebeth335
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    Today was my birthday party. I was just about to blow out my candles but i couldn't make a wish. so i just blew them out with out making ine. my reason i have more than i could ever dream of having. Thanks to you :)

  14. haleyhutch13 haleyhutch13
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    The BIGGEST lie ive ever told is "I agree to the terms and conditions"

  15. jenni4 jenni4
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    Facebook says we're 'friends' but,
    trust me,
    I wouldn't hesitate to punch you in the face.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    If He
    only wants your breats, thighs and legs, then
    Send him to KFC.
    Format by XxprettiX

  17. librio librio
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    God so It is always my fault
    right ?

  18. librio librio
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 1:13pm UTC
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  19. librio librio
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 10:12am UTC
    I am done playing
    this
    cat and mouse game
    with you
    <3

  20. librio librio
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    I have been pretty happy for
    the pass couple of days
    and your
    not the reason anymore :)

:)

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