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1. sunkissedgirls711
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   August 5, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   I don't have a dirty mind,
   I prefer to call it a sexy imagination.
   
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2. sunkissedgirls711
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   August 18, 2012 12:34pm UTC
   Comet
   the dog in Full House died in 1998 from cancer
   
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3. sunkissedgirls711
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   October 20, 2012 8:50pm UTC
   Me: Hey I just met you
   Me: and girl you look crazy
   Me: What brand is your make-up
   Me: Crayola maybe?
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4. sunkissedgirls711
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   October 20, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   okay future boyfriend,
   you can stop playing hide and seek now.
   ❤
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5. sunkissedgirls711
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   November 10, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   "There is no greater aspiration
   Than to have loved in our lives."
   Mr.Feeny
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8. sunkissedgirls711
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   June 24, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   Teacher: If you have 10 cakes and someone asks for 2, how many are left?
   Me: 10
   Teacher: What if somebody forcibly takes 2 cakes, then how many do you have left
   Me: 10. and a dead body.
   mq/nmf
   
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12. sunkissedgirls711
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    June 23, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    I hate it when people judge me on my mistakes,
    you dont see me going around judging your parents on their mistake.
    
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14. sunkissedgirls711
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    April 6, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Do you have a naughy side?
    Sometimes I don't do my homework... on purpose.
    
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15. sunkissedgirls711
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    April 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I HATE YOU!
    Sorry, that was my cat.
    Haha okay :)
    Wanna hear a secret?
    Sure!
    I don't have a cat.
    
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