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  1. Melrose* Melrose*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Why do we feel safe under blankets?
    It's not like a murderer will come in thinking
    "I'm gonna ki..-ahhh.Damn,she's under a blanket."

  2. bluesongs bluesongs
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:02pm UTC
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  3. quoteswagga quoteswagga
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    When I was a little kid I closed the firdge slowly so see when the light turned off

  4. catryna catryna
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Fave this & i will follow you!
    Xoxo Loveyou

  5. XXthisisthegoodlifeXX XXthisisthegoodlifeXX
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 5:24pm UTC
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  6. maybaby12 maybaby12
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    RAISING A SEXY BEAST IS HARD.
    My parents would know♥

  7. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Grab somebody sexy
    tell 'em hey!
    Grab somebody's wallet
    steal their change!
    Grab somebody smelly
    tell 'em bathe!
    Grab somebody hairy
    tell 'em shave!
    mq/mf

  8. x_beauty_x x_beauty_x
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    Im single because I have not found
    a guy who deserves me.

  9. frenchiex3 frenchiex3
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    Zack and Cody graduated.
    Hannah told her secret.
    Phil went back to the future.
    The childhood I grew up to love?
    Doesn't exist anymore. </3

  10. abbygrace101 abbygrace101
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Pumped Up Kicks
    Best Song Ever.

:)

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