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  1. ForeverYoungxo ForeverYoungxo
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 12:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 2:21pm UTC
    → APPARENTLY→
    if you laugh for 24 hours straight
    [ you get a six-pack ]
    New life goal? I think yes.

  3. TeamJacobxo TeamJacobxo
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    One year ago,
    on Oct. 26, 2009
    Victoria Marie Sousa passed away
    From the swine flu.
    she was a
    [[sister..daughter..friend..teamate]]
    so please,
    can i get 8 faves
    For #8
    ♥RIP Victoria♥
    ♥___♥
    format: iloveyou5x

  4. soccerloverx18 soccerloverx18
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    If i could tell you one thing
    i guess it would be that i love hearing your voice
    and that your smile just happens to brighten my day

  5. beclouger beclouger
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    Kid: Hey, can we go out to eat tonight?
    Parents: No, we have plenty of good food at home.
    Kid: Such as?
    --this happens all the time--

  6. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  7. sarahthecow sarahthecow
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 8:44am UTC
    *squidwrd is in a full body cast!*
    Patrick; Firmly grasp it in your hand.
    *Squidward is incapable of this and drops it*
    Patrick; Firmly grasp it.
    *it falls again*
    Patrick; FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!
    vertabrates,

  8. MallariLee25 MallariLee25
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    If i die young, ♥♥♥ ♥♥
    Bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses.
    S i n k m e i n t h e r i v e r ,
    AT DAWN,ღ
    && send me away with the words
    of a LOVE SONG.
    (my format)

  9. LilaaBean LilaaBean
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 6:16pm UTC
    Wife: The laptop is saying we need to create a password.
    Husband: *types in
    M-Y-P-E-N-I-S*
    Laptop: I'm sorry, the password you have entered is not long enough.
    fav if u get it xD

  10. tay12 tay12
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2010 6:17pm UTC
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  11. plumxbandxgeek12 plumxbandxgeek12
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 6:58pm UTC
    fave this if
    you are wearing purple tomorrow
    <3

  12. electric_rainbow0x electric_rainbow0x
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    October
    Is Breast Cancer Month
    Please ♥ For all the strong women





    ♥ ♥

    ♥ ♥


  13. meg33xo meg33xo
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    &+ Tomorrow Im wearing purple

  14. anglescrys anglescrys
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    please read:
    I think Snooki will understand
    if tomorrow, instead of poofing your hair,you wear
    purple.
    Support Gay Rights.

  15. applepie applepie
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    Who's Wearing Purple Tomorrow ? ///
    I Am
    Not Cause I Like The Colour
    Im Wearing It Because I Care :)
    =D

  16. kaitlinn kaitlinn
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    Love is a disease;
    ____________________________ It infects us all♥

  17. lovelife5674 lovelife5674
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2010 9:26pm UTC
    comment if you've ever had a boy sing "just the way you are" to you.
    &+ favorite if you
    wish he would...<3

  18. soccerluver4life soccerluver4life
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 8:24pm UTC
    Am I the only one...
    Who sometimes comes on witty just to find a quote, to put on their status? ♥♥
    ??

  19. rileylovesyoou rileylovesyoou
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 11:19am UTC
    it is porevn...
    taht hmunas can siltl raed a wrod
    esaliy as lnog as the frist && lsat
    ltters of the wrod are in the rghit
    pacle.
    foavr if you can siltl raed tihs.

  20. xLaauMariie____x1 xLaauMariie____x1
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    "Hey mom, can I go to the
    football game tonight ?"
    "Sure."
    *comes home*
    "Who won ?"
    "I don't know."

:)

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