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  1. xliveyour_lifee23 xliveyour_lifee23
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 2:12pm UTC
    girl, you need help..
    like severely.
    favorite this if you really would like to say this to someone, not joking.

  2. ninsterrr ninsterrr
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC
    i hated going to weddings.
    all the grandmas would poke me
    and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
    when i started doing it to them at
    f u n e r a l s .
    not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

  3. whateveryoulike whateveryoulike
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 12:11am UTC
    I couldn't stop smiling if I tried ♥
    H e k i n d a h a s t h a t a f f e c t o n m e .

  4. sunshineex3 sunshineex3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 11:18pm UTC
    i don't want to forget
    anything that happened between us. </3 except maybe that one thing.
    when we said goodbye


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. oxmeggily579xo oxmeggily579xo
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 3:34pm UTC
    did you ever notice...
    that hot guys are either gay, taken, or both

  7. xosupastar xosupastar
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:36am UTC
    Favorite this if…
    You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up about it.
    You hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    You pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    Your always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    You use the "sup" head nod.
    You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    Youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

  8. Sweet_Lover Sweet_Lover
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 5:35pm UTC
    ****
    Do you ever get that feeling ;
    when everything is right
    but, yet, something feels so
    w r o n g ?
    -(I do)
    All minee.
    Add if you feel the same wayy.

  9. iitsXxlexiieee iitsXxlexiieee
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    That's it, i'm done*
    >> i'm not chasing you anymore. i just can't.
    If you really, truly want me, if you'd die without me,
    you can ( come and find me. ) But i've done this long
    enough. I'm [[ e m b a r r e s s e d ]] to admit i've cried
    over you. [(yes, fallen asleep crying)] &+ you would
    be worth it if you would actually make an effort to
    keep me in your life, but since you obviously dont
    care, you're not worth it </3 <<

  10. Ozzy_ Ozzy_
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 12:23pm UTC
    &&The guy who discovered milk...
    what was he doing with the cow??

  11. xobeestfriendssxo xobeestfriendssxo
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC
    I want a guy that,
    will leave his Call of Duty to come over
    and listen to me complain about my life,
    and end up telling me to shut up & then he will
    k i s s m e .

  12. x0HelloBeautiful x0HelloBeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2009 8:12pm UTC
    If drama was a drug;;
    My whole school would be high.

  13. RadioactiveDating RadioactiveDating
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 3:26pm UTC
    I need you back in my life.
    soon. I miss your smile. and your laugh.
    whether you're a lover or a friend.
    i m i s s y o u .
    please come back.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Mythoughts_ Mythoughts_
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 8:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. oh_hot_hoo oh_hot_hoo
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 9:44am UTC
    & am i the only person
    that wonders why Mr.Krab's daughter is a whale?

  17. xxjustlistenxx xxjustlistenxx
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2009 5:13pm UTC
    People always ask, "Do you still like him?"
    And honestly, I don't really know
    but there's just something about him...
    I just can't seem to let go of.

  18. silly_me232 silly_me232
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 7:45pm UTC
    .Secret.number.thirtyfive.
    yes, i do threaten my computer, tell the
    tv what to do, have a love hate relationship
    with my camera, and talk to my toaster. (:
    yÜm


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  20. LuvKelsey7 LuvKelsey7
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 3:22pm UTC
    doesnt it suck
    how [ the scenes ] you replay
    o v e r & o v e r in your head
    are m-o-m-e-n-t-s he'll never
    t h i n k [ t w i c e ] a b o u t ?

:)

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