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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    if you want breakfast in bed,
    sleep in the kitchen.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. GlitterEqualsHeart GlitterEqualsHeart
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 7:13pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
    Fave if you agree!
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  4. xocatherineee4 xocatherineee4
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    if you could just take a pill;
    that would kill you instantly,
    and take away all of the pain,
    WOULD YOU? ♥
    NMF/NMQ;♥

  5. xolacrosseox xolacrosseox
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    How you get sleepy after crying,
    It’s like your mind is telling you, “you’ve suffered enough,
    it’s time to shut down for a bit.”

  6. softballxchickx1 softballxchickx1
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    His dad abandoned him and his mother when he was 18 months old.
    He changed schools 3 times a year so his mom could find a job. He had no friends.
    He was beat up in hallways, bathrooms, and put in lockers.
    His mom was a drug addict and it was said she abused him.
    He failed the 9th grade 3 times before dropping out.
    He was told he wouldn't make it as a rapper because he's white.
    His closest friend Ronnie committed suicide.
    He and his wife divorced twice and he was left to raise his daughter alone.
    & where is he now?
    no hes not poor or homeless. Hes out there , inspiring millions of people with his raps, setting records, winning awards and changing music.
    It just goes to show that you can overcome anything.
    Fave if Eminem's music has helped you through a tough time

    we love you slim shady

  7. Liyahdanae Liyahdanae
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:23pm UTC
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  8. yourbiggestfanxo yourbiggestfanxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    i want a boy who would
    hold my hand in the mall&
    make all the girls jealous.
    i want someone who would
    sing to me at random
    moments. someone who is
    more goofy than romantic.
    a boy who would throw
    stuffed animals at me when
    i'm acting dumb. someone
    who would bet me a kiss
    that he could beat me at the
    old playstation games and
    then let me win. a guy who
    would make fun of me, just
    to hear my laugh. he'd play
    with my hair all the time and
    surprise me with 25 cent rings
    someone who i could share
    lollipops with & lay on a blanket
    with to countthe stars. we'd buy
    tons of disposable cameras to
    take the silliest pictures of each
    other & squirt water guys at each
    other in the house. but mostly...
    the one who will be my best friend
    never break my heart. he would
    just always make me smile. -

  9. irollup irollup
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    type here
    I miss her so much...
    But does she feel the same way?

  10. socccer18 socccer18
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 9:26pm UTC
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  11. dylboi dylboi
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    Welcome to the World where being yourself is just not good enough..

  12. jackieBOWLERevans jackieBOWLERevans
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 9:38am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    who else thinks that
    they have super powers, but they just don't know
    ->how to activate them yet?!

  15. soniaG soniaG
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC
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  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 4:52pm UTC

    I wonder if
    you ever just stop and think
    "MAN , I MISS HER"

  17. beccalynne42 beccalynne42
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥
    Girl: we're best friends right?
    Boy: yes, of course.
    Girl: so be honest with me, who do you like?
    Boy: No one. I love someone.
    Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.
    Boy: Definitely. I've loved her ever since i met her.
    Girl: Really? We'll since we're best friends i wanna meet her..go call her.
    Boy: Oh, okay.
    *boy takes out his phone and dials her number*
    Girl: Wait hold on, I think i'm getting a call.
    *answers phone*
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: I Love You
    ♥♥♥
    nmf
    ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥

  18. maxie1313 maxie1313
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Friends With Benefits &
    No Strings Attached:
    Kelso & Jackie are
    STILL
    trying to make eachother
    jealous♥

  19. ashlleyxx19 ashlleyxx19
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    if god
    answers your prayers,
    he is increasing your faith.
    if he doesn't, he is training your patience.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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