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soccerxgirlx97
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January 20, 2012 8:24pm UTC

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: .......

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tylerr
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January 9, 2012 6:34pm UTC

you're not supposed to look back,
you're supposed to keep going.

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 7:29pm UTC

It's almost like you had it planned.
Like you smiled, and shook my hand,
and thought; "I can't wait to screw her over"
format cred to rec0ver

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 7:16pm UTC

I force myself not to look at the
clock at school to make time go by faster.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Honestly I've never seen someone
fall because of a banana
nmf

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shawn_the_man
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Teacher: do you want to spend lunch with me, mister?
Me: are you asking me on a date? O.o
-Shawn

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Your words did more damage
than any blade ever could.

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Savanah2010
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
Fav i f:
your birthday is between Jan. 1st and Dec. 31st.
Savanah2010
Format by Sandrasaurus

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC

☀
I don't care how old I am;
This is the freaking ice cream truck we're talking about.
jimmy365
my format!:)!

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Girl: Dear Diary,
I saw him passing by my way. I used to smile at him but I felt so awkward so I looked the other way. Besides, he's the star of the basketball team. He'll never notice a geek like me.
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Boy: Dear Diary:
I was walking in the hallway at school today and saw the pretty, smart girl that I usually sit by during chemistry. I tried to smile at her but she looked the other way. Besides, I'm just a guy who can shoot some hoops while she's the pretty honor student. She'll never like a guy like me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Those girls who wear
97435945745743 bracelets every day.
And Im just like,
"I lose everything after the first 5 minutes of buying it....."
o_O

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torii46
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January 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC

when i'm alone, i think.
when i think, i remember.
when i remember, i feel pain.
when i feel pain, i cry.
when i cry, i can't stop.
please don't leave me alone.

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC

My parents seem to confuse the meaning
of "I'm bored" with "I want to do chores"

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lillyann_13
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:17pm UTC

I LOVE tHAT KID
- that argues with the teacher -
& entertains the whole class. ♥

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TheBrokenSmile

posted a quote
January 4, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
Boom. Dissed by my momma.

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TheBrokenSmile

posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:54pm UTC

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Fave if you were
Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.
♥

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 6:47pm UTC

I finally got a box of lucky charms
I found a store that sell them for £8 a box,
that's about$13, but hell I payed it.

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