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  1. _hannahmariexoxo _hannahmariexoxo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Girls
    if he pauses his video game to text you back
    Marry him!

  2. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Shes like so whatever,
    » YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER ♥
    (( And I think we should
    GET TOGETHER

  3. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    We're teenagers
    If you tell us to clean our rooms, we're going to shove all that junk into our closets and be done with it.

  4. Amyyyxoxo Amyyyxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Some realtionships are like tom and jerry
    you tease eachother, knock down eachother
    irritate eachother, but can't live without eachother

  5. thisisbrandon thisisbrandon
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    *lesbian couple standing in front of me at six flags*
    girl 1: just go on the ride
    girl 2: no. i'm to scared.
    girl 1: dont be a p.ussy
    girls 2: you know what they say...you are what you eat.
    ...never laughed so much in my life

  6. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    i t ' s t o c o l d o u t s i d e
    for angels to fly.

  7. yolo143youonlyliveonce yolo143youonlyliveonce
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    AS WE GOT
    OLDER, THE
    MONSTERS
    WENT FROM
    UNDER
    OUR
    BEDS TO
    INSIDE OUR
    HEADS.

  8. Brooke2011 Brooke2011
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    Drake seems like the kind of guy who would give A stripper a 20 with a note inside that read.
    'You don't have to do this'

  9. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    you can tell a girl she's
    preety, beautiful, gorgeous, & "the one"
    but in order for her to believe you
    you have to show her you actually do love her.

  10. _BulletWithButterflyWings_ _BulletWithButterflyWings_
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    I'm a sucker for
    you.♥

  11. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    The only thing
    keeping us apart is me

  12. SmilesForMiles SmilesForMiles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Listen
    Do you hear me?
    Please listen.
    I thought you were my friend.
    The mistakes I made were not important.
    I was me, and that's all I ever wanted.
    I was born, and I could not blink with one eye.
    The skin was not connected.
    I went to an eye doctor when I just turned 1.
    He helped me... after surgery, I could blink.
    I was finally normal.
    Or maybe not...
    I was asked repeatedly what happened to my eye.
    Why it didnt look 'right'.
    Everyone told me "you cant even tell."
    Then why did you ask?
    It is still an insecurity to do this day.
    I lived with it, and embraced it.
    Its nothing to be afraid of.
    Then, just looking through my friends tweets.
    She just got a twitter.
    I dont have one yet.
    She retweeted "I dont like a girl without eyelids."
    Sure, it was a joke to the guy.
    He does not know me.
    I do have eyelids.
    But what does she do?
    Someone asks her why she retweeted it, a 9th grader.
    She said uh...Paige.
    Me.
    They laughed about it..said I would die if I saw it.
    Said they would block me if I made one..lol.
    Jokes not so funny, is it?
    Little did they know they broke my self confidence.
    Hurt me.
    My friend I knew since kindergarten said that.
    What a friend.
    So listen, please.
    I have feelings, we all do.
    Everyone deserves to feel beautiful.
    Just listen.
    Learn.
    Embrace individiulaity.
    I should feel beautiful..no matter what people say.

  13. SmilesForMiles SmilesForMiles
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 9:05am UTC
    If you're around a girl for like years, and never hear her fart, it's because she wears thongs all the time. Think about it: a thong like cuts your butt hole in like half so instead of it like touching itself, it sounds like *air* You're welcome
    *Most of you should know what this is from ;)*

  14. loveyouforever21 loveyouforever21
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 7:02am UTC
    On facebook, without replying to this message, put a heart on your wall; no comment, just a heart. Next, post a heart on the wall of the person who sent you this message. Then send this message to your women friends, only women. If anyone asks you why you have so many hearts on your wall, don't tell them. This is only for women, because this is breast cancer research week. One small act of solidarity between women.
    Pass it around.

  15. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 7:25am UTC
    I still remember
    Our first conversation like it was yesterday.

  16. WhiteChocolateCRAZY13 WhiteChocolateCRAZY13
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 7:35am UTC
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    x
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\This is what I am I hang around you everyday trying to get you to notice me.....\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    Yet you choose HER..........
    ©Format credit to BravoSierra

  17. gazellywary gazellywary
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 7:47am UTC
    So much for a free country, when others can determine your fate!

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Have you ever
    known someone for so long
    and considered them your best friend
    and thought you could never love them any other way,
    until one day
    you realized you’re madly in love with them?

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear
    that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life
    and fail miserably
    or is that just me?

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    One day
    you’ll meet a guy.
    And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
    How you chew, how you sip,
    how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
    How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
    How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
    how certain games and shows make you really happy.
    How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
    how you think you look bad in all your photos.
    He’s going to know everything about you.
    And you know what?
    He’s still going to love you.

:)

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