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dancergrl101
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 6:47pm UTC

adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
me: no
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small fact that i look like some kind of troll and am
completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the
internet

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #300
Buy new clothes.
Best friend copies you
straight away.
tumblr

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zahraa123
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 6:56pm UTC

everyone flips too the month of there birthday on a calander too see what picture there is.

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rachie2344
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:05pm UTC

whenever I think of you,
I SMILE
...i smile a lot :)
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carson5482
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Getting out your phone In front of a cute guy, so he knows you have a number he can ask for.nmf

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MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC

On the internet:
Me two years ago: *doesn't give out first name*
Me now: Yes this is where i live, add me on FB.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 7:24pm UTC

cuddling and listening to
a thunderstorm
would be perfection.

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SoccerGirl1016
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 7:21pm UTC

If a girl is silent, it's dangerous. She's either:
1. Over thinking
2. Tired of waiting
3. About to blow up
4. Needs a hug
5. Falling apart
6. Crying inside
7. All of the above

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Jade💕*
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 12:56pm UTC

EDDSWORLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqU_L5PZtk

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foreverandalways0618
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC

does anyone else wonder what the guy who talks on disney channel looks like?

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cutterforever
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 4:59pm UTC

The awkward moment
when a GPS tells a gay guy to go straight

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Bros before hoes
Yeah. But shes not a hoe and if you consider her one then your definitley not a bro.

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iloveyou731
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Cucumbers are 96% water,
Jesus can walk on water..
I can walk on cucumbers..
which makes me 96% Jesus :D
nmf

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gkaston
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC

read it, it's worth it, promise..
There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
15-34.
Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
May the odds be ever in your favor..

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CamiTheBaconator
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Those Late Night Conversations
that you are willing to skip sleep for ♥
nmf/camithebaconator

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 3:23pm UTC

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Girls.. or boys.. i know you want to go out and have fun. But don't get in the car with someone who has been drinking or driving. these things happen everyday to normal people like me or you.
nmq; nicoleypoleyoley

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 11:21am UTC

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To do list,
~ Wear a shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on a street corner.
~Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
~Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
~Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
~Make vanilla pudding. Put into Mayo container. Eat in public.
~Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C" and watch the show.
~Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
~Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
~Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you.."
~Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
~Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!" I've been turned into a parrot."
~Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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sarahbear21097
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 8:33pm UTC

You always played with passion
No matter what the game
When you took the stage you shined just like the sun
-RIP Jake<3

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ilovejs4
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC

"can i ask you a question?"
**MINI HEART ATTACK**

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Keep_Smilin
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Everyone asks me
"Why do you like him?"
Honestly, I have no idea. I just do
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