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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:13am UTC
    if i had a dollar
    for every time i've
    been wrong, then i
    would be a millionaire,
    but you would still
    be gone.

  2. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    "One Direction are so gorgeous. But I have never heard them
    Sing because I am deaf. When I was 12 I got in a bad
    Accident and my ears were severely damaged, and I lost
    All hearing. I have never heard the boys talk or sing.
    But I know that they are awesome. My sister says that they
    Sing like angels. My favorite one is the one called Louis
    Because when he talks everyone laughs..I like to laugh :)."
    -Anonymous fan ♥


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Admit it,
    we've all yelled at a book

  5. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    "Who would be the first member to leave 1D?"
    Liam: "Paul."

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:18am UTC
    "I'm forever alone"
    says the 10 year old girl

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Benvolio: You're in love?
    Romeo: Out.
    Benvolio: Out of love?
    Romeo: I love someone. She doesn't love me.
    nmq/ format jimmy365

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    no matter what
    you will never please everone
    so why not say,
    " w h a t t h e h e l l ? "
    and start doing things for yourself

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Mr. Moseby
    n e e d s h i s o w n f a n d o m
    it can be called the"fmmm - dom"

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    a frog
    literally just intentionally threw himself in front of my lawn mower
    i guess you could see he wanted to kermit suicide
    nmq

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    A List of Things that Don't Offend Anyone:










    format jimmy365

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    person: what's your favorite season?
    me: probably season 5
    person:
    me:
    person:
    me:
    person:
    me: oh you meant like winter or summer okay my bad

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    h o w d r u n k m u s t y o u b e t o
    adopt a mouse as your son and name it stuart ?

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    the most annoying
    are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym.
    i'm like "What are you doing here? You're done."

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    it's not like i asked
    to fall in love with fictional characters ok guys

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    i think witty
    has somehow managed to make me
    a m o r e o p e n m i n d e d p e r s o n
    anda more judgmental person
    at the same time

  17. xeverythinghappensforareasonx xeverythinghappensforareasonx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:41am UTC
    Fall;
    Football Games
    Hoodies
    Hot Drinks
    Jeans
    Boots
    Piles of Leaves
    Amazing Colors
    Rosey Cheeks
    Cuddling
    Fall; my favorite time of year

  18. amberclareXO amberclareXO
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Just been to the gym and there's a new machine there.
    I only used it for about an hour, as I started to feel sick, but it's great: it's got KitKats, Mars bars, crisps and everything in it.

  19. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:42am UTC
    *IN THE SUPERMARKET*
    OH CRAP.. WHERES MOM? ACT COOL,ACT COOL.

  20. tumblrwittyfacebook tumblrwittyfacebook
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 10:06am UTC
    [x] [x] [x]
    {Good}
    Times become good memories
    bad times become good lessons
    formatcredit; tumblrwitty

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