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kaylee12321

1. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 10:25pm UTC
   My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
   
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2. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 10:16pm UTC
   I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
   
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3. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 10:11pm UTC
   He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
   
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4. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
   
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5. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
   
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6. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 9:56pm UTC
   Some people are like slinkies....not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when they fall down the stairs.
   
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7. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 9:52pm UTC
   We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
   
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8. kaylee12321
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   July 12, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   The value of life lies not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them.-Montaigne
   
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9. kaylee12321
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   July 10, 2012 6:07pm UTC
   You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!-nmq
   
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10. kaylee12321
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    July 10, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
    -nmq
    
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11. kaylee12321
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    July 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
    
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12. kaylee12321
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    July 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    A dog says bark !A cat says meow!I say get off my lawn or I'm calling the cops!
    
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13. kaylee12321
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    July 8, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    SUICIDE:Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?Its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go aroundof Witty and I want you to repost this quote with yourname signed. After I get all of these names I am going tomake a YouTube video of all the Witty Profile namesthat took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!staystrongsignatures:daddygirl99.notyouraverageb*tchSmileyz316xpeacexbluexSexiPurpleZebraconklineli5280kaerottinaEatmypantsquotinglikeabossxoStayBeautifulxoMeganbbzAnaisHeartsYouMarie1388ImNotAloneSecretGurl123bananamanProudToBeGeekyKateehKracklady of the nighteternalsunshinexBooILoveSkittlesJustinBieber4everscrewsocietyGreen1098brancsyJahyvieEjSweet2♥imkrazydealwithitlady_redbeautifullybrokeninsidelynskywalker ♥BestfriendsForever3mor5GANlovesmuffinsmissmeltdown♥breedancerchick101Forgetmenot924Reeses_21mysexynameisloganoreogurllawlzglitters2335.*`.*`iloveashleeskii ♥tiabear15:)thebestcreamer kaylee12321
    
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14. kaylee12321
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    July 8, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    * * * Your Harry Potter Patronusthebestscreamer- lionkaylee12321- dog repost with your username and patronus * * *
    
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15. kaylee12321
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    July 7, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you have something stuck in your teeth, and you can't get it out, and everybody around you is staring.
    
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16. kaylee12321
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    July 6, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    The best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.-Phyllis Diller
    
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17. kaylee12321
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    July 6, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    A word to the wise aint necessary - it's the stupid ones that need advice.-Bill Cosby
    
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18. kaylee12321
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    July 6, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -Steve Martin
    
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19. kaylee12321
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    July 6, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Never go to a doctor who's plants have died.
    
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20. kaylee12321
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    July 6, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
    
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