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  1. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC
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  2. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    I come off so strong.
    I make it seem easy.
    But I am not okay.
    Espcially not tonight.

  3. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Him: What do you do in your free time?
    Me: Oh, hold onto your panties, I battle zombies, ride unicorns, barf rainbows, and watch Adventure Time.
    Him: I think I love you. O.o
    Me: I love me too.(;

  4. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Having a bad day?
    Put your hand over your heart. Feel that? It's called purpose.
    Don't give up ♥

  5. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    If a cold
    heart feels
    no pain
    Then tonight
    I will sleep out in the rain. .

  6. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    what you see:
    Colorful hair.
    Colorful pants.
    Laughing/smiling.
    Good grades.
    what you dont see:
    Vulnerability.
    Sadness.
    Anxiety.
    Depression.

  7. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Him: I don't know who I want.Give me a reason to choose you?
    You:
    Him:
    You:
    Him:
    You: *about to reply*..
    STOP
    Delete what you were about to say.
    Never be a second choice or an option.
    You deserve more.

  8. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    No one can eat a banana,
    Without it looking sexual.

  9. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    Could we just stay like this forever?
    Happiness in our minds,
    And love
    In
    Our
    Hearts.♥

  10. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Girl: You're tall, do you play basketball?
    Boy: You're short, do you play mini golf?

  11. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    If you fall in love you are one of the
    Bravest people
    You are giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them enough not to.

  12. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    I wonder if tap dancers
    walk into a room,
    look at the floor and think,
    ''I'd tap that''.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. rainbow15 rainbow15
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Life before the internet:
    A memory was something you lost with age.
    An application was for employment.
    A program was a tv show.
    A cursor used profanity.
    A keyboard was a piano.
    The web was a spiders home.
    A virus was the flu.
    A CD was a bank account.
    A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
    and if you had a 3.5 inch floppy
    ...you just hoped nobody found out.

  15. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Slide to the left (>•.•)>
    Slide to the right<(•.•<)
    Criss cross (>•.•<) <(•.•)>
    Cha cha real slow (^-.-)>
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins..

  16. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    This is beautiful!
    Try not to cry...
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.
    She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?
    " The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?
    Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked,
    "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could." Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves When you're down to nothing, God is up to something. REPOST

  17. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Admit it...
    When you were little you took ten minutes to eat an Oreo cookie because you were trying to get the creme off in one piece.

  18. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Admit it...
    You spend a half hour doing your hair and it looks really good.
    The second you step out in public;
    Pretty hair= Gone

  19. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Admit it...
    You always have a ton of questions
    The second a teacher tells you to come up with some;
    You don't have any...
    Only me?

  20. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Some people step on a bug and think
    "Thank God I killed it."
    Others think
    "................"
    What do I think?
    "Heehee you have no authority..."
    Only me?
    Thought so...

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