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  1. Hurley123 Hurley123
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    "You ask!"
    "No, you ask!"
    "Please just ask?"
    "Why cant you??"
    "Fine... Excuse me, can we have
    some ketchup?"
    ♥ if this has happened to you

  2. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Look far away from your screen, See Katniss Everdeen?
    Requested by CocoBench
    Comment to request one!
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  3. ijustwannabewithyou ijustwannabewithyou
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    the freshman girl, oh so shy,
    sits and watches the sophmore guy ;
    the sophmore guy, with his head in a whirl,
    sits and watches the junior girl ;
    the junior girl, in her red sedan,
    sits and watches the senior man..
    but the senior man, all hot and wild,
    secretly loves the freshman child <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    6 weeks ago: Temple run
    5 weeks ago: Cinnamon challenge
    4 weeks ago: YOLO
    3 weeks ago: Kony
    2 weeks ago: Draw something
    1 week ago: The Hunger Games
    This week: The lotto

  6. AllxWeCanDoIsKeepxBreathing AllxWeCanDoIsKeepxBreathing
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:01am UTC
    How I feel about people in school:
    Hate you, and you, you, you, meh you're okay, you, you, you,
    ESPECIALLY YOU, you, you, not you you're kinda cute--why
    haven't I seen you before?, you, you...
    How I feel about people in hotels:
    I KNOW YOU'RE JUDGING ME ON MY OUTFIT, you look weird,
    nice orange shirt lawlz, GET OUT OF MY POOL, your flip flops
    are really loud, haaay I like your suitcase I want to ask you
    where you got it but that'd be kinda weird, you know what else
    would be weird? If we lived in the same town!, you smell odd
    or is that me..?
    How I feel about people in grocery stores:
    I want to buy a bunch of candy but the cashier will probably
    think I'm fat, why am I so awkward when I check out?, I
    wonder if anyone would notice if I switched two items around,
    I really want to run up and down these aisles, I look like a
    hobo today I hope there's no guys, OF COURSE there's a cute
    guy, I hope this girl doesn't go in the same line as me,
    SERIOUSLY LADY THERE'S TEN OTHER LINES OPEN AND YOU
    CHOSE TO GO TO MINE, she has like 3089305890 items,
    I should just go to the other line, nope my mom doesn't want
    to go to the other line..
    How I feel about Internet people:
    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE!? ♥

  7. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    You replied "LOL"
    this converstation is over....♥

  8. roseflower98 roseflower98
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    did it hurt
    what
    when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell

  9. aveloves aveloves
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    I'm not the skinniest, or the prettiest.
    I don't always know the right things to say.
    I'll be awkward a lot.
    but i promise you;
    i'll hold your hand, i'll tell the truth, and i'll stick around.

  10. nessiecullen3 nessiecullen3
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:08am UTC
    "Your Phone's ringing..."
    "Yeah phone's do that"

  11. ugofirst22 ugofirst22
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Who else wishes
    they had the janitor on Ned's
    Declassified?

  12. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Shortest horror story ever:
    Parents: We found your witty.
    nmq/nmf

  13. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    hannahlovesxoxfade
    Whenever I try to start my homework:
    Computer: Get in loser, we're going to Witty.
    nmf.nmq

  14. sarahthecow sarahthecow
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    my dad: *yelling at the tv*
    me: you're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
    my dad: you're in love with a boy that doesn't know you exist.
    me:
    me: don't talk to me
    format: sarahthecow

  15. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    Walking into a bed store,
    and wanting to jump on every bed thats there.
    Format ThatsSoMeee

  16. justanotherteen justanotherteen
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I've always wanted to
    spin around in a chair & say
    "I've been expecting you..."

  17. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    walking into a chair
    and apologizing to it

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    You're annoying!
    Go pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

  19. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    i wish i was somebody's idea of
    forever.

  20. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    are you a carbonated drink?
    cause you're making me all bubbly inside.

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