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katesmiles

1. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark?
   JESUS
   
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2. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2012 4:05pm UTC
   The only time that
   I like when the power is out
   Is when I'm at school.
   
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3. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   Rubbing your eyes...
   then realizing it was a bad idea because you have make-up on
   :(
   
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4. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   That Awesome Moment...
   when you make a funny joke and everyone's cracking up and you're like...."ohhh yeahhhh"
   
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5. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   I like typing random letters
   &seeing what autocorrect changes it to
   ♥
   
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6. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   That one friend
   who is really boring to text
   nmf/follow for a follow
   
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7. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 2:14pm UTC
   Friends: I'm gonna die alone with 72 cats.
   Me: I'm gonna die alone. Period.
   
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8. katesmiles
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 2:11pm UTC
   Ift's weird to think that ...
   when we have kids...they're probably gonna hate the music we listen to now
   
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9. katesmiles
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   March 3, 2012 9:38am UTC
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   If anyone overheard my bestfriends and my
   conversations...they'd think we hate eachother
   ♥
   
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10. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    friends: Can I see your phone?
    *looks at pictures*
    best friends: Can I see your phone?
    *texts your crush something embarrassing*
    
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11. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    That awkward space between quotes on someone's witty profile
    When you're on your iPhone/iPod♥
    
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12. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Livin' young
    and wild, and free♥
    
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13. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    And it's always the most
    beautiful girls who just don't see it in themselves
    
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14. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    ...Hmmm?
    I didn't know that hanging out with different people
    automatically makes your friendship end...
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    do not hold your cursor over this quote
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t
    
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16. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Phone Quiz
    Grab your Phone. Got it?
    Yeserieeee:)
    What kind is your phone?
    iPhone 3G S
    Whos the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Michael the Great Grandma
    Whose the last person you texted?
    Christine
    Who was your last text from?
    Christine
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Drewbyyyyyyyyy
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    JARED
    Who was your last received call from?
    Chuck NorNoris
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    I don't know....but a lot
    What do you have as your background?
    Lock screen- me, jared and emme. home screen: little things that the apps are in
    Whose the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Chuck Nornoris
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Beto
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    1
    Who is the first name in your phone book?
    Aba Poop....
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Will
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    Ashley
    Who is the ninth person that texted you?
    Jake
    What does the 6th message in your outbox say?
    My foot is vibrating...
    what does your 6th message in your inbox say?
    Pineapples just look like the kind of fruit that would wear a sweatbandl:)
    hahahhhahahahahah
    
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17. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    That piece of
    plastic that you can't get off your hand no matter what
    format by xoalicecullenxo
    
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18. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    There's noting
    more fun than hanging with your best friends♥
    format by xoalicecullenxo
    
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19. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    When you
    have two of something and you loose one. Then you go looking for the other one. But when you think you found it, you actually have the first one.
    ♥happens to all of us♥
    
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20. katesmiles
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Eating cough drops like they're candy♥
    
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