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  1. livluvlaff livluvlaff
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 12:02am UTC
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    That one quiet girl or boy/girl tht gets mad and turns into a beast and all of a sudden they r cussing u out or tellin u off!!!
    fav if u hav evr seen this or if this has evr happened
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  2. hopetrustbelieve hopetrustbelieve
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    Witty is the only place where I know people are ..exactly..like..me..</3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. lovemusic1496 lovemusic1496
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    99%
    Of guys are hot...& the other
    1%?
    Go to my school. -_-

  5. shellerss shellerss
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:01pm UTC
    fave this if you want;
    Him to ask you out. Him to hug you. Him to kiss you.
    Him to hold your hand. Him to kiss your hand.
    Him to play with your hair. Him to put his arm around you.
    Him to give you jewelry. Him to kiss you in the rain.
    Him to compliment you. Him to win you a stuffed animal.
    or,
    a pony?(:

  6. just_dont_understand just_dont_understand
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    Weird facts
    1) In Japan they actually have square watermelons.
    3) Breathing air in Mumbai India for one day is
    equivalent to smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes.
    4) Cracking your knuckles doesn’t hurt your bones or
    cause arthritis, the sound you hear are just gas bubbles bursting.
    5) If you make a fist with your left hand, squeeze you’re left
    thumb then put your right index finger down your throat
    you don’t have gag reflex.
    6) The longest monopoly game in history lasted 70 days.
    8) Seth Mcfarlane the creator of Family Guy, was supposed
    to be on one of the planes on 9/11
    9) Anatidaephobia is the fear of somewhere in the world,
    there is a duck watching you.
    10) Your most likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket that
    you are to actually win the lottery
    fave if you didn't know any of this :DD

  7. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    I remember how the 100th day of school was a huge deal in kindergarten.

  8. pripri910 pripri910
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 5:54pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. emilxo emilxo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    &who dosn't love the kid who screams in the middle of class;
    "oh my god it's snowing!"
    notmine.

  10. LifeHunter LifeHunter
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 6:33pm UTC
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    Winnie the Pooh is based on psychological disorders. Winnie has an eating disorder, Piglet has anxiety, Eeyore has depression, and Tigger ADHD.
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  11. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    When I was little,
    I hated sleep.
    Now,
    I cherish every second of it.

    ,

  12. vrandazzo vrandazzo
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    i love it when boys say;
    'oh, so no
    goodbye hug?' ♥

  13. xominimexo29 xominimexo29
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 10:15pm UTC
    So Today I Cried;;
    after watching the Hannah Montana Forever episode,
    not because she revealed her secret but, because I remembered watching the very first episode of Hannah Montana and I realized how fast my life flew by.

  14. xobeachhbumm xobeachhbumm
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 3:09pm UTC
    I wait for you
    » To text me first.
    [ And when you do, i get butterflies in my stomache. ]
    everytime.
    credit to whoever

  15. TheUnwantedOne TheUnwantedOne
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 4:15pm UTC
    We All Have A Secret,
    that not even our bestfriend knows..

  16. Maddieee Maddieee
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 9:32am UTC
    God Gave Us 5 Fingrs For A Reason_♥
    Our pinky is for our best friends and our promises that will never be broken..
    Our ring finger is for him and proof that we'll be together forever.
    Our middle finger is for that girl who pushes us to far.♥
    Our pointer finger is to silence them, to savor the moment.
    Our thumb is for everyone to let them know i'n going to be okay
    No Matter What.
    {♥}

  17. brokenteengirl brokenteengirl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 4:16pm UTC
    >> This boy <<
    Asked me for my number
    I was nervous ,
    So I stuttered & gave him the wrong number
    So I went to see my grama I told her
    & she said
    " Honey if its meant to be , he will do everything in his power to contact you ."
    When i got home , there was a message from my mom she wanted to tell me that a boy stopped by , but since i wasn't home he asked if he could wait for me .
    I walk outside in my backyard to see him sitting on my swing waiting for me.

  18. XoLiveForTheMomentXo XoLiveForTheMomentXo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    I just saw a liscence plate that said:
    EGG-7655
    7655 translates to R.O.L.L.
    EGG-ROLL?
    WIN.

  19. ilyx1x23 ilyx1x23
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    you honestly have the nerve to reply with
    K

  20. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION
    but I'm shavin' it for later.

:)

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