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katdesroc

1. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 3:47pm UTC
   Just because you said "don't tell anyone" doesn't include my best friend and witty....right?
   
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2. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   Will you take a moment
   And promise me this
   That you'll stand by me
   FOREVER
   but if God forbid
   fate should step in
   And force us into a goodbye
   If you have children someday
   When they point to the pictures
   Please tell them my name.
   Tell them how the crowds
   WENT WILD
   Tell them how I
   hope they shine
   LONG LIVE
   the walls we crashed through
   I had the time of my life
   WITH YOU
   
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3. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 11:15pm UTC
   How do 5 gay guys walk?
   In one direction.
   nmq
   This isn't meant to be mean.
   I like One Direction too.
   I just thought it was funny.
   <3
   
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4. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 11:03pm UTC
   GRADUATED.
   
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5. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 11:30am UTC
   so you tell me you like me
   and then you go and
   make out with a random girl
   you just met
   Okay, I guess thats cool.
   
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6. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   I just saw a quote that said grab the nearest book
   to you and go to the 45th page.
   Read the first sentence
   and that will be describe how
   your relationships will go for the next year.
   It said," How they toiled and sweated to get the hay in!"
   I don't even know...
   
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7. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 7:06pm UTC
   Well, if you were going to talk about her, you could have said it straight to her face. Because it would have been nicer for her to know you don't like her than to pretend.
   
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8. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   I am so sincerely sorry that I cannot live up to your expectations.
   NOT.
   
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9. katdesroc
   posted a quote
   May 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC
   These braces I have
   Yeah they bother me
   Now take them off before I shoot you.
   
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10. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    And I just want to spontaneously combust from all of this math homework confusioness.
    
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11. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    BEING HOME ALONE
    Rocking out to all of your favorite songs
    Singing at the top of your lungs
    Watching all the shows you want
    Procrastinating as much as possible
    Eating sooo much food
    Thinking 'If people were here they would say, "Is this a new type of animal or something? Poke it, see if it can make noise."'
    
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12. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I AM WEIRD I SAY,
    "ISN'T EVERYONE?"
    
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13. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Rules For Flirting*:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back! Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    
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14. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    The first kiss of all time must have been really awkward.
    "Why are you coming close to me?"
    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
    "Just wait."
    "Oh God."
    *kisses*
    "GET AWAY."
    "Well then."
    
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15. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Him: Baby I love you so much!
    Her: I love you too!
    Me: I love cookie dough ice cream. Oh-so much more than you love her and you love him.
    
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16. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    Katie: I am going to die alone
    Me: Me too.
    Me: Want to get some cats together?
    Katie: Yeah! But how many?
    Me: Three?
    Katie: Oh, I was thinking about six.
    Me: Well then.
    Katie: Well, three for me and three for you!
    Me:
    Katie:
    Me: Let's do it.
    
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17. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    And her heart is ready to
    shatter
    BUT HE TOOK IT ONCE MORE
    JUST TO SPIT IT BACK
    ONTO THE FLOOR
    
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18. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    I can show you the world,
    shining, shimmering, splendid
    Tell me princess when did you
    LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE
    
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19. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 2:15pm UTC
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20. katdesroc
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Maybe we are mendi ng
    everything that we had been ending
    
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