katberndt1

Status: My son will be a year real soon<3

Member Since: 31 Aug 2010 03:14pm

Last Seen: 25 Nov 2012 05:52pm

Birthday: April 28

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My name is Katrina Elise Berndt, my birthday is April 28th 1994. I have a beautiful son Jaedyn Michael Shelton who was born on August 28 2011.

welcome to my life.i cry more than i laugh. i'm annoying at times.i hate going to school, cause i feel like everyones just there to judge me. i might as well wear a sign on my head that says "insecure". ipod-best friend. i let people walk out of my life too easily, & everyone that's ever made me truly happy has pretty much made sure to follow that path. i let my guard down too easily. from now on, it's up until i can find someone that's actually worth putting it down for. definitelynot the prettiest. so paranoid, that when i get called pretty, i think it's a joke. sometimes id rather stay at school then go home. its like a war zone there. i dont open up to my friends about anything, because i feel like theyre annoyed. flirting? not my thing. cause i fear rejection. then again, who doesnt? when i graduate high school, i'm so out of here. although i know i probably shouldnt wish it away so fast. fate hates me. everytime im happy, its like something says "oh, she's too happy." and something always goes wrong.story of my life.i hold onto the memories, because people change.i wish i knew how to move on. so, what's your story?
♥

katberndt1
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August 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC

"Put your clothes back on Channing Tatum", said no one ever

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August 18, 2012 9:10pm UTC

What this world needs is a group hug.

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August 17, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Summer should get a speeding ticket.

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August 13, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Hell is a teenage girl.

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August 12, 2012 3:55am UTC

Nobody ever: you're cute and I want to date you.

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August 12, 2012 3:39am UTC

I don't look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, "you got brakes.you hit me I get money"

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August 12, 2012 3:35am UTC

Dad: Did you here about that celebrity that got stabbed in the eye with a fork?
Me: WHO?!?!
Dad: Reese..what's her name you know
Me:Reese...Witherspoon?
Dad: No with her fork!
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: wow dad

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katberndt1
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August 12, 2012 1:57am UTC

There ain't no rest for the wicked.

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August 12, 2012 1:49am UTC

What I really meant to say, is I'm sorry for the way I am.Never meant to be so cold.

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August 12, 2012 1:41am UTC

My life was complete, I thought I was whole. Why do I feel like I'm losing control?

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August 12, 2012 1:38am UTC

I pee'd in walmart and the graffiti said "the future is in your hands"... I guess my weiner is the future.
-Desmond

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August 11, 2012 7:11pm UTC

WTF
(where's the food)

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August 11, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Fake is the new trend and everyone seems to be in style

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August 11, 2012 6:34pm UTC

I thought I was having a bad dream, only to wake up and find out it's real.

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August 11, 2012 6:22pm UTC

If you had a million helium filled ballons...what would you do with them?

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August 11, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Me after running for thirty seconds: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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August 11, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Went oustide and saw the moon and it made me think of you and the rain came and came there you were inside my brain.

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August 11, 2012 12:44pm UTC

friend:you should've came with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

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August 11, 2012 12:39pm UTC

I wish I could go through one of those magical transformations where no one sees me over summer break and when I come back to school I've evolved into this beautiful butterfly who everyone wants to be friends with.

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August 11, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Everytime I go in public:
me: why is everyone glancing at me.
me: is there something on me.
me: do I look extra ugly today.
me:they're laughing at me on the inside.
me: they all hate me.
me:they're plotting my death.
me:is it my face.

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