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karhofzoe

1. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   *me and my friend cathryn walking to art*
   her: *wraps arms around pole* just leave us alone.
   me: you and the pole look very cute together *makes heart*
   her: we're a very cute couple, me and pole.
   me: cathryn and pole. i ship it.
   her: *starts loling*
   me: it's canon.
   her: *continues loling*
   me: except that stupid stop sign is cockblocking you guys.
   her: *loling*
   me: .... i'm so making this a book. *thinking quote*
   
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2. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   The best way to spread Christmas
   cheer is quoting Elf for all to hear.
   - my friend
   
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3. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 7:19pm UTC
   Butterflies don't know
   the color of their wings,
   but human eyes know
   how beautiful it is.
   Likewise, you don't know
   how good you are,
   but others can see
   that you are special.
   
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4. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 3, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   "It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come."
   - Caesar, Julius Caesar
   
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5. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 11:31pm UTC
   According to my ads preferences,
   Google thinks I speak Japanese, Korean, and Slovenian.
   違います！
   
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6. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you know a freshman who got his temps before a junior you know got her driver's license.
   
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7. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   me: *stubs toe and screams in pain*
   parents: hmm i wonder what that minor disturbance is
   me: *accidentally knocks down shampoo bottle in shower and makes a slight thud sound*
   parents: HOLY CRUD OH MY LORD WHAT WAS THAT NOISE WAS THAT A GUNSHOT OH MY LORD OUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD
   
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8. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2012 11:29am UTC
   But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
   I know right now you can't tell
   But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
   A different side of me
   I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
   I know right now you don't care
   But soon enough you're gonna think of me
   And how I used to be
   matchbox 20 - "unwell"
   
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9. karhofzoe
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   this is ten percent luck
   twenty percent skill
   fifteen percent concentrated power of will
   five percent pleasure
   fifty percent pain
   and a hundred percent reason to remember the name
   fort minor - remember the name
   
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10. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Work it harder
    Make it better
    Do it faster
    Makes us stronger
    More then ever ever after
    Our work is never over
    
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11. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
    - a few good men
    
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12. karhofzoe
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    November 24, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    disney: let's make a show about 11 year olds in high school
    me: disney
    disney: and make talking fish
    me: what are you doing
    disney: and make bailey from suite life on deck a babysitter
    me: disney
    disney: and never play our old shows again
    me: stahp
    
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13. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER BE
    THAN ME.
    - wreck-it ralph
    
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14. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    some poems rhyme
    this one doesn't
    
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15. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    SO SATURDAY MORNING
    it was 12:30 a.m.
    and people were still going into IHOP
    even though the half the entire restaurant
    was occupied
    by theatre kids.
    
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16. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I have trust issues.
    Why?
    Because of those Skittles where the color doesn't match the flavor.
    
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17. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    |put|on|a|mask|
    eraseyourself
    that's correct human nature
    
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18. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Boyfri(end).
    Girlfri(end).
    Piz(forever)za.
    nmq
    
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19. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:58am UTC
    that amazing moment
    when you waterbend in science
    and you say you're a waterbender
    and someone says "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked..."
    
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20. karhofzoe
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:26am UTC
    “If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
    ― Abraham Harold Maslow
    
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