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  1. kap2249 kap2249
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:57pm UTC
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  2. niall_horan_love niall_horan_love
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:10am UTC
    on the way to the bathroom, i tripped over my dog, fell flat on my face, stood up and stepped on a leggo. that has to be a world record.
    true storyy.

  3. DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:01am UTC
    I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
    -Marilyn Monroe


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. lkb318 lkb318
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    Depression is not an act.
    Eating disorders aren't phases.
    Suicide isn't a coward's escape.
    Homosexuality isn't a disease.
    Self harming is not a cry for attention.
    Stop acting like you know everything.

  6. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    You choose your pride before me.
    I choose you before anything else. Who loves who more now?

  7. CandyCool CandyCool
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Timing the perfect time when to reply or poke someone back (btw 3 to 7 mins) so that it doesnt seem like we are waiting just for them... when actually we cant wait to see it!

  8. lindsey_loves_yhuu lindsey_loves_yhuu
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Steve ahould make witty private, therefore if you don't have an account, you can't view the quotes. That way people wont post OUR quotes all over twitter and Facebook♥
    nmf

  9. ohyeahx2 ohyeahx2
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    My Trust Is Earned
    I Just Can't Magically Hand It OverTo You.

  10. gianna_capo gianna_capo
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:37pm UTC
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    don't you worry your
    pretty little mind, people
    throw rocks at things
    that shine.
    but boys are stupid, so
    you can rocks at them too.
    (;
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  11. 1D4life 1D4life
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Am I the only one who has a tall car so when I try to get in the car I flop sideways or weirdly in it and end up hitting my head on something cuz I'm to lazy to get in the car the right way

  12. 1D4life 1D4life
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    My best friend is always there for me but when she's unavailable I play imaginary

  13. 1D4life 1D4life
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    me: weird, lazy,random,stupid,directionermy best friend:leader,crazy,obsessed,weird we are perfect except when we get in really stupid fights about who's cooler,who's more immature,who's more ninja, when she thinks it's annoying that I love one direction so much. I wanna slap here cuz she's a directionator

  14. 1D4life 1D4life
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you haven't seen someone for a long time and they've suddenly became hot

  15. 1D4life 1D4life
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:15am UTC
    FaV iF:
    YoU LOVE TEEN WOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. 1D4life 1D4life
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Fav if you freak out and get all dramatic when you discover a cracker shaped like a turtle or somthing

  17. lindsey_loves_yhuu lindsey_loves_yhuu
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    Their is always that one girl in
    a group of friends that gets left
    out.
    I guess that girl is me, thanks
    guys.
    just because i have a cast doesnt mean i cant go to parks and stuff. im seriously done with your fake sh/t.

  18. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    I go to school where students are higher than their grades.
    it's nothing new, just another reason to cut

  19. kap2249 kap2249
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:16pm UTC
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  20. kap2249 kap2249
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Dear math teahcr ,
    i don't care what f(x) is sincerely (f)you

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