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  1. x_starla_x124 x_starla_x124
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    50 faves ill add him on
    facebook
    100 faves ill ask him if he misses me.
    150 faves ill ask if he will go out with me again

  2. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  3. JustAnotherDumbTeen JustAnotherDumbTeen
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    I heard you're player.So let's play a game. Let's sweet talk.Let's play fight.Let's talk 24/7.Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day.Let's give each other nicknames.Let's hangout with each others' friends.Let's go on dates.Let's talk on the phone all night long.Let's hold each other.Let's kiss and hug.And whoever falls in love first?Loses.

  4. dolphinz00 dolphinz00
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Even the stars in the sky,
    Can't outshine your eyes

  5. katesmiles katesmiles
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Rubbing your eyes...
    then realizing it was a bad idea because you have make-up on
    :(

  6. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    That fake laugh you do when
    you don't understand what someone just said to you.

  7. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    format-br0kenwings
    You left...
    then acted like we never existed

  8. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Hey I'm going to McDonalds want anything?
    Yeah how bout a salad
    Dude going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug
    woman.
    nmf.

  9. xokcgox01 xokcgox01
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them

  10. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I was a dreamer,
    before you went and let me down.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

  11. LilyTree LilyTree
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Did You Know #4
    The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes.
    Fav if you take longer
    format by: Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE

  12. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Common sense is a lot like
    deodorant.
    The people who need it most, never use it.

  13. xokcgox01 xokcgox01
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Person: Why do you love that celebrity so much? They're never going to love you back.
    Me: Why do you breathe when you know you're eventually going to die?
    TUMBLR

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    I Can't Keep
    sitting back & watching you destory yourself like this & what
    k i l l s me the most is knowing I can't do anything to save you

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    You'd have to walk
    1000 miles to know what it's like to be in my shoes.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. schimankk301 schimankk301
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Him:Suck my dick.
    Her: Personalities can't be sucked.

  19. kdsmith2398 kdsmith2398
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Weird Laws#1
    In alabama, it's illegal to wear fake mustaches that may cause laughter in church.
    Should i start a series?
    nmf

  20. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Who else remembers;
    "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

:)

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