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  1. you_only_live_once you_only_live_once
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Just me or
    are boys in black shirts
    1oo times sexier?
    nmf

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Sometimes I wonder if anyone out there has
    a crush on me.
    If their heart skips a beat when I text them.
    Or if they lay in bed thinking of me.
    Probably not.
    ♥ ♥♥

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 2:44am UTC
    weird thoughts to have:
    most of those immature boys and girls in your
    class are going to be moms and dads one day.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 2:46am UTC
    weird thoughts to have:
    the person you are going to marry is walking on
    the same earth you are as you are reading this.

  5. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    When a girl cries over a guy she really loves him.
    when a guy cries over a girl, he will never love another girl like her.
    - Lil Wayne

  6. only1truebelieber08 only1truebelieber08
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Giving secert nicknames to people, so you can talk about them in public t♥

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    one day i want to throw a dart at a map
    and travel to wherever it lands.

  8. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    i burst out laughing in silence over something from yesterday

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    today, my sister tried to recreate Simba's birth scene.
    however, she couldn't find our cat.
    instead, i walked in on her holding our rather enormous labrador-pitbull cross (who she had dressed in a fluffy orange sweater, orange fluffy socks and fake cat ears) in the air, spinning him around and painting his forehead in stripes.
    oh, our family. we're different.

  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    i wonder how long
    it takes a giraffe to throw up.
    all credit to meowbrynn

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 1:17am UTC
    and there he goes, so perfectly,
    the kind of flawless i wish i could be ♥

  12. xox1amanda7xox xox1amanda7xox
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:46am UTC
    Girl Problems #1
    Having a closet full of clothes, but still having nothing to wear.

  13. tellthetruth tellthetruth
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    When the hell does
    you'll get over him
    begin

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Sometimes I feel like I annoy people
    o_o
    ( I hate this feeling )
    © ThatsSoMeee ♥

  15. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 12:24am UTC
    #1 rule during arguments:
    if you're losing, start correcting their grammar.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    I have always
    Secretly wanted to pull
    The fire alarm at school :)
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 11:57am UTC
    Teacher: Don't pack up yet, we still have a few minutes left!
    Students: *start packing up slowly and quietlly*

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    THAT FEELING WHEN
    THE TEacher calls on you because they think you weren't listening and your prove them wrong.
    format by: h0peful.

  19. lillylovee lillylovee
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Me: *Sneeze*
    Class: *Silence*
    Most popular girl in grade: *Sneeze*
    Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze! Amen!

  20. Desaray Desaray
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    Witty Girls Get This In Your Head;
    Witty Is For Quotes, Not Your Own Personal eHarmony.....

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