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juju5068

1. juju5068
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 2:39pm UTC
   I'm not the only one who pushes on doors that say pull. I'm not the only one who falls up the stairs. and I know more than one person puts their shirt on backwards all the time. Were just simply idiots. :)
   
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2. juju5068
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 2:35pm UTC
   Dear Tongue,
   you cant touch this!
   Love, Elbow
   
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3. juju5068
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2010 6:32pm UTC
   Your not the smartest wonton on the pupu platter :p
   
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4. juju5068
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2010 4:20pm UTC
   I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence about something that happened..yesterday (:
   
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5. juju5068
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2010 4:19pm UTC
   Boyfriend: Just out of curiousity, why did you dump your last boyfriend?
   Girlfriend: I thought I liked him... but he always tried to change things about me.
   Boyfriend: There is only one thing I would ever want you to change about yourself.
   Girlfriend: Hmm... and what might that be?
   Boyfriend: Your last name.
   <3
   sooooo cute!
   ***NOT MINE AT ALL***
   
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6. juju5068
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2010 4:18pm UTC
   & I know I'm not the only one
   who goes to the refrigerator to see if there's something to eat,
   finds nothing, then goes back 15 minutes later to see if there
   something to eat
   
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7. juju5068
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2010 4:12pm UTC
   Life is like a Rubix cube. You gotta mess it up to get it right
   
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8. juju5068
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2010 5:43pm UTC
   Moanday
   Tearday
   Wailsday
   Thumpsday
   Frightday
   Shatterday
   What a terrible week
   
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9. juju5068
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2009 5:59pm UTC
   I LOVE my friends
   LIKE A NERD LOVES MATH
   LIKE A COOKIE LOVES MILK
   LIKE A FAT BOY LOVES FOOD
   LIKE A PENGUIN LOVES ICE
   LIKE TOAST LOVES BUTTER
   LIKE MONKEY LOVES BANANA
   LIKE BUNNY LOVES BABY CARROTS
   AND LIKE I LOVE my BFF's
   
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10. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2009 2:33pm UTC
    God made us best friends becuase He knew our mothers wouldn't stand us being sisters!! <3
    - to my friends <3
    
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11. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 7:50pm UTC
    I’m not f r ag i l e because I’m a girl,
    I’m fragile because
    ([ I’m h u m a n])
    
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12. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    *falling for someone too fast...*
    is like going over a speed bump too fast.
    there's a possibility you...
    *might crash*
    
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13. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 7:48pm UTC
    Live Your Life
    Crazy
    and love every second of it<3
    
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14. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2009 7:46pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when.
    You give someone a peice of gum
    and someone sees u and asks for a peice
    and then u end up having eveyone ask u for a peice of gum...
    
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15. juju5068
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:31am UTC
    My pants ripped off.
    | Someone | call | the | police, |
    there's a pants thief on the loose.
    -spongebob
    
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16. juju5068
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:30am UTC
    Who is this "life" person?
    And why is he throwing
    l~e~m~o~n~s
    at people??
    
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17. juju5068
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:29am UTC
    one day my prince will come. he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions
    
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18. juju5068
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:28am UTC
    Every
    Villian
    Is
    Lemons
    spongebob <33
    
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19. juju5068
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:25am UTC
    Why was Snow White given an Apple with Poison?
    To show that not all people are kind but pretend to be.
    Why did Cinderella have to run away when the clock stroke Midnight?
    To remind us that Everything has limitations,even dreams.
    Why did Ariel decide to exchange her Fins with Feet?
    To show that anyone is willing to give up anything, just to be happy.
    Why did Belle fall in Love with some Scary Beast?
    to show not everything is what it seems.
    
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20. juju5068
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2009 1:21am UTC
    People
    Order
    Our
    Patties
    From.... Guess Who?
    Gotta Love that Sponge Dude >3333
    
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