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juju5068

1. juju5068
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When...
   You're at your friends house and thier parents are screaming at them and you're just like
   Wow.That's a nice wall...
   
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2. juju5068
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2012 12:08pm UTC
   Mean Girls In Shakespeares Time.........
   Four go out to thee Glen coco
   thou doth succeed Glen coco!
   
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3. juju5068
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   Admit It #5
   You've never heard anyone say "Oh let's yahoo it"
   
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4. juju5068
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 6:28pm UTC
   Doing nothing is very hard to do.....
   you never know when you're done.
   
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5. juju5068
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   HAPPY 100TH QUOTE TO ME!
   It's taken me three years to make this but i finally reached it. Thanks to my followers for keeping me
   on witty 100 favs for ny 100th quote? hahaha jk you dont have too :D
   
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6. juju5068
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 12:24pm UTC
   Admit It #4
   We have all tried to keep a diary or journal and failed epically.
   
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7. juju5068
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   That really attractive
   dance you do trying to get into your skinny
   jeans
   
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8. juju5068
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 8:01pm UTC
   Dear Followers,
   I just wanted to thank you all so much and people i do not follow for liking my quotes.
   I have completed step one on my witty bucket list, to get a quote with 300+ favorites.
   So thank you guys all so much, i love you all <3333
   Juju5068
   
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9. juju5068
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 8:50am UTC
   Best Friend: Hey come here :)
   Me: Why?
   Best Friend: Just come here!
   Me: NO! You're gonna hit me!
   Anyone Else?
   
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10. juju5068
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:00am UTC
    I have reached 100 followers.
    I am halfway to my goal of followers i would like to reach in order to complete my witty bucket list
    So if you follow me i'd like to say thank you so much and thank you so much for liking my quotes. You guys rock!
    Thank you so much :)
    juju5068 <333
    
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11. juju5068
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 9:20am UTC
    Birthday's Then...
    YAY PRESENTS!!!
    Birthday's Now....
    YAY NOTIFICATIONS!!!
    
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12. juju5068
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Restarting The Whole Song...
    Because you missed your favorite part
    
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13. juju5068
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Charging your phone for 5 minutes
    before you leave...
    because you think it will make a difference.
    
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14. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Admit It #3
    When you were little you thought a "serial" killer was someone who murdered cereal
    
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15. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    Admit It #2
    At one point in your life, you have stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended to be pregnant
    
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16. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:01am UTC
    Admit It #1
    Once you hate someone,everything they do becomes offensive
    
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17. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    *conversation with a teacher*
    Teacher:"Have you completed you're homework?"
    Me: "Have you graded my test?"
    Teacher: "I have other students test to grade"
    Me: "I have other teachers homework to do"
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher:
    Me:
    Teacher *walks away*
    Me:OWNED!
    
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18. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    So I Have Made Myself a Witty
    Bucket List
    1.) Is to get a quote with 300+ favs
    2.) Too find a Witty BFF
    3.) To get 200+ followers
    I know none of this will probs happen but its nice to have goals. Hopefully one day it will :D
    
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19. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    If laughing were a sport,
    id be a professional
    
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20. juju5068
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    When a guy smells nice,
    He is automatically way more attractive.
    
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