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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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The_SpineBreaker*
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December 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC

You know you're really alone when even your cat gives you the silent treatment.

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josie*
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December 2, 2013 3:33pm UTC

being the unattractive friend is
not easy i don’t think we get enough credit.

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*Let_Me_Sleep*
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December 2, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Its amazing how a friendship takes years to grow but it takes one fight to break it up to million of pieces and ruins it.

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joshlikesu
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November 24, 2013 2:54am UTC

"Childhood" is like being drunk : Everyone remebers what you did, except you.

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joshlikesu
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November 21, 2013 9:35am UTC

People, stop editing your pictures. What if you go missing?
How can we find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook,
and Waka Flocka in person?

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joshlikesu
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November 21, 2013 5:16am UTC

Its sad that even my phone knows im single by suggesting dating apps.....

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joshlikesu
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November 21, 2013 3:21am UTC

3 easy ways to die:
1. Puff a cigarette daily ~ You will die 10 years early.
2. Drink Alchol daily ~ You will die 30 years early.
3. Love some one who doesn't love you back ~ You will die
daily.

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joshlikesu
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September 18, 2013 9:38pm UTC

When people try to act cute by saying clowns are scary.
NO MATE!

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joshlikesu
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November 20, 2013 6:51am UTC

Princess Fiona: I have to marry Farquaad now.
Shrek: I'm so sorry. I screwed up.
Princess Fiona: Don't say it.
Shrek:....I CAME IN LIKE A SHRRREEEKKKIIINNNGGG BAALLLLLLLLLL!!!

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joshlikesu
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September 11, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Why complicate life?
Miss someone? ...Call
Wanna meet up? ...Invite
Wanna be understood? ...Explain
Have questions? ...Ask
Dont like something? ...Say it
Like something? ...State it
Want something? ...Ask for it
Love someone? ...Tell it
We just have one life.
Keep it simple.

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samoa4life
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June 28, 2013 7:57am UTC

They say be urself, then they judge you-.-

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samoa4life
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June 28, 2013 7:31am UTC

SLEEPING IS MAH DRUG, MY BED IS MY DEALER, AND THE ALARM CLOCK IS THE POLICE:3

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August 17, 2013 4:52pm UTC

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when you have a really weird dream about
someone, and afterward you can never
look at them the same way again.

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