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  1. cowgirlsdontcry6754 cowgirlsdontcry6754
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    comment if you like being called HOT.
    fave if you like being called beautiful or gorgeous.

  2. x_dervla_x x_dervla_x
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 9:15am UTC
    Okay so you ' re 10 years o l d ,
    You have a laptop,ipod,Facebook and a Blackberry.
    Dude, when I was 10,
    i had a tamagotchi.

  3. izzylvd izzylvd
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    boys who,#1
    playfully fight with you until you kiss them|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
    should i make a series of that?


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. boulevardofbrokendreams boulevardofbrokendreams
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    I'm dying to talk to you,
    but I refuse to
    text you first.

  6. AmberMariexo AmberMariexo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    behind every player
    is a girl that broke his heart.
    &behind every b itch
    is a guy that tore her apart. ♥

  8. tiana tiana
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you know someone
    who needs a
    good smack in the face with a
    shovel.

  9. xForeverMyselfx xForeverMyselfx
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Guys only act like dicks
    to make up for the ones
    they don't have

  10. Mackenna Mackenna
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    kid: "i just got
    stabbed"
    school nurse: "oh, want an ice pack for
    that?"

  11. missJoxoxo missJoxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    dad,how was i born?
    Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on
    facebook and set up a date via email. we met up
    at myspace and she agreed to download data
    from my pen drive, but right when i was about to
    transfer we realized that none of us had installed
    a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine
    months later a pop up window appeared saying
    you've got a male. ♥

  12. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    Am I The Only One? #10
    That has a hair tie
    on my wrist?
    >>Fave if you do too<<

  13. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    that awkward moment;
    when your in class,
    and it gets really silent, and someone always says,
    woah, it just got really quiet.
    nmf

  14. trustnomanxo trustnomanxo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    I wanna be the girl you fall for,
    when everyone else is falling for you.

  15. xsunshinex4 xsunshinex4
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 8:39am UTC
    ❝ you don't have to like me,
    I'm not a Facebook status.❞
    -Wiz Khalifa

  16. Della555 Della555
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    He loves you.
    He really does.
    If you don't believe me, go ask him.
    You just thought of someone didn't you?
    Fave if you just did,
    And comment his name :]

  17. BrilliantBeauty BrilliantBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    7 Continents.
    195 Countries.
    Over 6 Billion People.
    & You're still the only one I want ♥

  18. 123babe123 123babe123
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 10:52am UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. IdCatchAGrenade IdCatchAGrenade
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 9:15am UTC
    WELL, I'M SORRYI
    i'm young
    and reckless
    and i don't care
    Who sees

  20. xochristinaaaxo xochristinaaaxo
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    Dear teenage boys,
    please shave the mustache, it makes you look like a pedophile.
    Sincerely, girls
    notmyformat

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