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hermione23katniss
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December 25, 2011 7:12pm UTC

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hermione23katniss
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December 25, 2011 7:15pm UTC

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hermione23katniss
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December 25, 2011 7:52pm UTC

I ask myself,
"How the hell does alphabet soup look like in China?"

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hermione23katniss
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December 25, 2011 8:54pm UTC

That really sad moment
when you lean in to kiss your really hot boyfriend
And your face hits the computer screen. -_-

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hermione23katniss
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December 25, 2011 9:58pm UTC

I wonder
how many strangers have taken a picture with me in the background....
o_O

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kaila*
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December 25, 2011 6:15pm UTC

Bring your child to work day.
must be awkward for prostitutes.

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BlackButterflies
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December 25, 2011 8:51pm UTC

what is it with guys & boobs anyway?
they are jiggling balls of fat. how is that attractive?

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confessions_of_a_cutter
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December 25, 2011 7:37pm UTC

My presence doesn't make an impact.
That means my absense won't make a difference.

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ohyolks16
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December 5, 2011 9:59pm UTC

The Moment
Of Pure
Panic
when you try on a ring in a store and it gets stuck...

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ilovemycraziess
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December 5, 2011 10:09pm UTC

hey, you free this weekend?(:
damn right i'm free.
this is america.

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taylormariano10
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December 5, 2011 6:27pm UTC

"I hope you go bald!"
"I hope they cancel Oprah!"
"TAKE THAT BACK!"
Fav if you know where this is from
<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tylerr
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November 19, 2011 8:05pm UTC

the amazing moment when
you come up short at the cash register and they tell you, "don't worry about it."

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idance
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November 16, 2011 5:08pm UTC

Pretty words
are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.
-Khloe Kardashian. ♥

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idance
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November 21, 2011 5:05pm UTC

format by: idance.
"I have a question."
*Teacher walks away*
"Umm okay that's cool too."
♥

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Shining_Star56
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November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC

Disney should make a hairless princess;
[♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.

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princesspamelaa
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August 21, 2011 12:55am UTC

Press the ♥
And ill follow you!

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princesspamelaa
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September 10, 2011 2:44pm UTC

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When a guy whistles to
you, dont respond .
You're a lady, not a dog♥
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nmf

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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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Cody123
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October 12, 2011 3:04pm UTC

fav for a rate 1-10
Really bored!!

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