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  1. JamiJam JamiJam
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Thinking you sent a text,
    Then realizing it didn't send...
    -___-
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. ilovelacrosse123 ilovelacrosse123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    The Awkward
    Moment When Your
    Mom Starts Singing
    Your Favorite Song
    And Your Like -_- NO.

  3. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:32am UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:00am UTC
    if you're not against gay/
    lesbian/bisexual people, favorite. If you
    are, comment. ♥

  5. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    In the middle of class i get a text message:
    Friend: i gotta sneeze
    Me (says out loud 6 seconds before) : Bless you!
    Friend: *sneezes*
    Class: Oh my god. she's phsycic
    Me: Like a boss! ;D
    Friend: Huh?
    True Story...

  6. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    I was at the park today.
    There was a little girl who was maybe six or seven.
    Her arms were traced with scars and her hair was nonexistent.
    She sat alone at the sandbox in the shade tracing the seams on a stuffed bear in her hands.
    A few little boys decided to go tease her.
    They ran around her screaming things about her having no hair.
    Her mother was no where to be found.
    I approached her and held out my hand.
    She looked at me dumbfounded.
    "Come with me." I say gently.
    The little boys had stopped and were now watching us.
    She took my hand and I led her over to the edge of the park where wild flowers grow.
    I pulled a purple one from the ground and placed it behind her ear.
    "You look beautiful. Don't listen to them."
    She then said, "How can I be beautiful? Look at me."
    "I'm looking at you, you are beautiful. I promise."
    She picked a pink flower and placed it behind my ear.
    "You're beautiful too."

  7. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Lights Flickering
    Normal People: "The light needs to be changed."
    Me: "The Hash Slinging Slasher!!"

  8. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:58am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    This weekend..
    my boyfriend took me to a one direction concert. He is so f.ucking amazing. He kissed me and picked me up from my house. I asked where we were going but he told me it was a surprise. So we drove about 30 miles to the arena where they were preforming, and he gave me the tickets. I screamed and jumped up and down and told him i love him soo much. We had front row seats and we got vip passes. The concert was amazing! After it ended, we got to meet Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall and Zayn. I gave them all hugs and said i was so excited to meet them. Then zayn looked at my boyfriend and said,
    "You better take good care of this girl, or i might just have to take your place." He laughed and I was freaking out inside. ZAYN MALIK just said he would take my boyfriend's place!! OMG. Then my Harry looked at me and said,
    "Wake up. You'll be late for school. Wake up!"
    ...thanks for ruining my dream, mom...
    //sigh//
    nmf
    not my format.
    Format b=

  9. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Hey! Don't pack up yet!
    We still have 37 seconds left of class!
    ___ ___ ____
    format by ponypigtialgirlformat by ponypig___ __ _format by ponypigtialgirl

  10. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  11. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    True story; (worth the read)
    Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
    The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
    The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
    She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
    She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
    Then she walked away.
    I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

  12. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Me: I wonder what's on the radio....
    Me: *turns radio on*
    Radio: "Everyone else in the room can see it. Everyone else but you"
    "Baby you light up my world like nobody else"
    Me: OMFG THIS IS MY SONG
    This is the 3rd time that i randomly turned the radio on and that song was on :3 they know what i want to hear!

  13. binabum binabum
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    bruce springstein.madonna.way before Nirvana.there was youtoo.and blondie.music's still on mtv.her to kids in highschool.they tell her that she's uncool.but she's still pre-ocupied.with
    1985.
    remember this song?

  14. dream_big_xx dream_big_xx
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Who else unzipped google's zipper ;)

  15. beautyinsidexox beautyinsidexox
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    That awesome feeling you get
    after singing a fast rap without messing up.(:

  16. iwontgiveup iwontgiveup
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Hardest decision to make:
    sleeping in vs. looking nice

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    i didn't know how
    beliebers felt until i fell in love with One Direction<3

  18. sophsoph24 sophsoph24
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Admit it.
    You have over exaggerated how sick you were so you didn't have to go to school.

  19. 1Dcutefacts 1Dcutefacts
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    If Kidz Bop sings
    "What Makes You Beautiful"
    i swear I will hurt them

  20. SelenaHolden SelenaHolden
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Fave it your first name has an 'E' In it!
    <3
    format by AlNicholas

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