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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 8:32pm UTC

I am
Frustrated
because I cant tell if its real,
Mad
because I don’t know how you feel,
Upset
because we cant make it right,
Sad
because I think about you all night
Angry
because you wont take my hand
Aggravated
because you don’t understand
Disappointed
because we cant be together,
But
Still, I’ll love you forever.

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AnnTeeEmm
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 7:37pm UTC

Does anyone remember;
' can you're mom talk to my mom?' (;

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Billyboy
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 8:42pm UTC

So today;
I deleted him as a friend on facebook to see if he would notice, 5 minutes later he added me again ♥
-notmyformat-

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KatGlitters
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 8:23pm UTC

Anyone else remember?
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez
from Suite Life.

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rawrrimmalaadybuugx3
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 7:50pm UTC

When;;
A girl is in love,
You can see it in her smile.
When;;
A guy is in love,
You can see it in his eyes.
♥
not my format:

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hannahbreanne97
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 8:02pm UTC

my friends♥;
friend;; *eating doritos* stupid dorito!
me;; are you talkin to your doritos?
friend;; yeah i name them before i eat them
me;; wow...this is why i love you.
*few minutes of silence*
friend;; *whispers* goodbye bill.
♥

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LauraaaGraceee
posted a quote
March 7, 2011 9:40am UTC

******* Would you like to
share that with the class?
Yes, of course. That's why I was whispering it. *******
not my quote. kinda my format. credit to whoever.

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JamaicanPrincess
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 11:04pm UTC

The people in 1911 probably thought in 2011
we would have flying cars and robots
... but no.
So far, all we've come up with is
backwards robes and
rubber bands shaped like animals.

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latinababy1122
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC

ihateitwhen;
someone texts me at 3 in the morning saying "what's up?"
"oh nothing, just about to take my turtle on a walk"
what the f●●k do you think i'm doing?
imsleeping!

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GeorgeLucy
posted a quote
March 6, 2011 10:04pm UTC

I hate you, you hate me,
we all want to kill
barney,
with a boom boom bang bang barney on the floor.
No more purple dinosaur. ;)
~♥~
not my format:x

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tallgreenmonster
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 7:21pm UTC

*Fire Alarm Goes Off*
The teacher says
» "Stay in your seats for a minute"
A kid gets up and sings**
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
not my format

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briicarppx3
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 7:18pm UTC

home is where i can poop;
for however long i want.

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GeorgeLucy
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC

When someone who's skinnier than you says,
"I'm so fat"
and you stand there like,
"..."

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uniquefreak
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 9:34pm UTC

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HotChelleRae_Luv
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 6:48pm UTC

as i walk down a hallway it's like ;
hate her,
hate her,
she's a hoe,
she spread a rumor about me,
hate her,
cute outfit,
don't know her,
awkward couple,
hate her,
FINALLY A FRIEND OF MINE!!!

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GeorgeLucy
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 11:48pm UTC

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I don't know how...
///////////////// People can laugh in photos and still look pretty..
I look like an awkward horse.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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GeorgeLucy
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 1:10am UTC

ABORTION
it doesnt make you "UNPREGNANT"
it makes you the mother of
A Dead Baby.
Fav if you're against abortion♥

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Electric_Rainbow
posted a quote
March 4, 2011 4:58am UTC

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confessioncentral
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 7:03pm UTC

Kid: Mom, can I wear a mini-skirt today?
Mom: No!
Kid: Can I wear lipstick?
Mom: No!
Kid: Can I wear high heels?
Mom: No!
Kid: But mom, I'm 18 years old!
Mom: I know John, I know..
♥

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fairytaledreamer
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 7:09pm UTC

Click the heart if...
When you were younger you worried if you ate those black watermelon seeds; a watermelon would grow in your stomach.
♥

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