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*brianna*
posted a quote
August 8, 2015 1:02am UTC

You two are dancing in a snowglobe
round and round
And he keeps the picture of you
in his office downtown.
And you understand now
why they lost their minds
and fought the wars,
and why I've spent my whole
life trying to put it into
words.

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Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 5:16pm UTC

So my dad has a wonderfull new plan:
1. Take wasabi
2. Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles.
3. Wrap it in gum wrappers.
4. Put it into a gum box.
5. Wait 'till someone asks for gum.
6. Give it to them
7. Watch them run around with a burning mouth.
8. ENJOY!
Me: Well, thanks SATAN

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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Merlin
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 3:58pm UTC

'Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together..'

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emery
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 3:37am UTC

& I'm up at 1:00 in the morning,
thinking about you.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 9:10pm UTC

I'm sorry that I pushed you away

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 2:46pm UTC

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iiloveedancee
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 6:37pm UTC

if you've ever been called
"ugly"
put this as your quote
&
whoever ♥'s it
disagrees

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Did you know that by
spelling the english word
SOCKS outloud, you are
also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es,
which means:
“it is what is is”.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 3:20pm UTC

11:59 PM
my new year's revolution is to not hate everyone
12:01 AM
i'd like to report that i couldn't do it

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MissAnna
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 2:26pm UTC

I''m always the one
» who loves more. and
THAT'S JUST MY PROBLEM.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 9:01pm UTC

the worse feeling in the world?
knowing that
y o u ' r e l o s i n g s o m e b o d y
for
s o m e o n e e l s e .

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neonpandaninja
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 8:21pm UTC

For every like I get...
I will write a paragraph about what I think of you on your profile.
& I'll be brutally honest.
Brutally honest doesn't mean rude tho. You'll see what I mean.
& before each paragraph, I will read your quotes, bio and whatever else so I can get a sense of what I think of you before I write it.
I will do them all.
Alright, like away ! :)

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Nothing is more beautiful then a smile that has struggled though tears.
-Demi Lovato

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Every girl has that one girl
She doesn't want her boyfriend talking too.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Relationships last longer
when no one is involved.

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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accidentalflirtation
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June 13, 2012 5:30pm UTC

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BeKaHlYnN
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing

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