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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC

We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
Lets turn it TEAL to show
Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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converse97
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Weird Thought
In 100 years
Facebook will have millions of unactive accounts
of dead people.
should i do a series?(:

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cheerchic9711
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC

*How my mom works*
Me: Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Since when did this become
'One Direction Profiles'?

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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blahhxxemmy
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
me: I-
dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
me: *gets out*
dad:
me:
dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
me: *gets back in the car*
dad:
me:
dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
me:
dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
true story, lol

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LeA_HeRe
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

i wonder if a boy
ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

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its_okay_not_to_be_okay
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Katniss Everdeen, the girl on
Fire

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LilzaxX
posted a quote
March 24, 2012 6:11am UTC

Dont worry about me,
and dont pretend you care, it only makes me more sad.♥

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 1:06pm UTC

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LoversGonnaLove
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 4:11pm UTC

♦
That sad moment when
You look at a price tag
and sadly walk away
♦
Wish I ♥ Had Money

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Girls are like apples.
The
best ones
are on top
but the boys dont want to
reach for them because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
that aren't good, but easy.
So the think
apples on top
something
is wrong
They
with them, when in reality they're
amazing
just have to wait for
right boy to come
the one who's brave enough
To climb,
all the way to the top
.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Favorite For A Name
That Sounds Cute With Yours
I will do them all

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purplechicka16
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I told HIM I liked him.
After building up 9 years of confidence.
His response?
"Me too.<3"
For all you witty girls, it's never too late.

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angiecee22
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC

I just find it shocking that most of us had no idea about what was going on until now..
KONY 2012
bring this to an end.

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