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  1. gracielovespi gracielovespi
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:49am UTC
    for 100 fav's il tell him i loved him

  2. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:57am UTC
    :(
    Girl:I broke up with him.
    Her Best Friend:What happened?
    Girl:He’s just too much for me.
    Her Best Friend:What makes you say that? What did he do wrong?
    Girl: Well,for one..He only cared about his appearance. Always had to look good,always took forever to get dressed!
    Friend:So, you broke his heart because he wanted to keep your eyes
    locked on him? He wanted you to see that you have the smart guy
    under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
    Girl:Oh.. Well..
    He’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling
    me not to smoke, not to drink. He’s so clingy!
    Her Best Friend:So, you broke his heart because He cares about your well being? Because he cares about you a lot? And his greatest fear is losing you. I see..
    Girl:But..Uhh.. Well, He’d always cry when I say something slightly
    mean. He can’t handle anything.
    Her Best Friend:So,you broke his heart because he has feelings? And because he just wanted to hear you say you love him? I see..
    Girl:I.. Well! You know,he’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other guy! he’s so annoying! I had to hide it from him.
    Her Best Friend:So, you broke his heart because he just wanted you to commit to him? He thought you were faithful, but you lied so he could find out later and hurt even more? He just wanted the girl he loves the most to love only him. I
    see..
    Girl:Well, he..
    Her Best Friend:You broke up with him because he’s good for you? He just wanted the best for you? he’s broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
    Girl:I broke his heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
    Her Best Friend:You lost the guy that loved you like no one else could.
    You see? You didn’t want him when all he ever wanted was you. THAT’S
    what happened :( :'(
    </3

  3. llamaluver678 llamaluver678
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 2:04pm UTC
    I truly respect
    the people who stay strong, when they have every right to break down. ♥

  4. xxxvolleyballxcutiexxx xxxvolleyballxcutiexxx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. helloitscaitiee helloitscaitiee
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    I Hope She Gives You
    herpes

    nmf/nmq

  6. Squarez Squarez
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    I woke up and a tear rolled down my check
    I knew i must had been dreaming about him again.
    . ...... SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU

  7. piercetheveil123 piercetheveil123
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    & all you do is screw me over;
    but i'd still take you back

    . ......

  8. SEXICANI SEXICANI
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times.

  9. emg2613 emg2613
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    fave if........
    you remember
    the 3 eyed monkey on nick jr. that goes
    "hi i'm paul!"

  10. darkmeetslight darkmeetslight
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    ELEPHANT: "Haha, you got boobs on your back!!"
    CAMEL: "I'm not the one with a dick on my face :* "

  11. shutupitsjoy shutupitsjoy
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 11:28am UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook

  12. daniibananii daniibananii
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 11:36pm UTC
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  13. tylerstarr12 tylerstarr12
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    I like turtles because theyre so chill
    . They dont hurt anyone. Theyre just like, Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce.
    But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle.
    :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. MiDiamond MiDiamond
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Fav If you ever PULLED a door that said PUSH

  16. drownedheartxx3 drownedheartxx3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    & I WONDER
    WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR MIND WHEN SOMEONE SAYS MY NAME♥

  17. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    I did something.
    Something I promised myself I'd never do.
    It was idiotic, and crazy.
    I never meant to do it.
    I never wanted to either.
    It just...happened.
    I did something, something stupid;
    I fell in love with you.
    All Mine.

  18. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    You love him.
    Oh, you want to know how I know?
    You just thought of him.
    not mine

  19. dancergurlxxo dancergurlxxo
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Your going to..
    //..Look at me one day..\\
    And think " Damn, why'd I let her go?"

  20. Chloee_xx Chloee_xx
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Sitting in the cinema,
    ready to watch the movie, and its about to start.. then
    BOOM!
    a human giraffe sits in front of you..

:)

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