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  1. BellahxD BellahxD
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:31am UTC
    People like you
    are the reason people like me
    ♥need medication.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ Mentally married to Johnny Depp.

  3. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 5:52am UTC
    I think everybody's nuts.
    - Johnny Depp

  4. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 5:56am UTC
    If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.
    - Johnny Depp

  5. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:28am UTC
    If i die today, tell Johnny Depp that i loved him.

  6. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 5:14am UTC
    My magic brings voldemort to the yard, and i'm like that's hurting my scar

  7. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    69th quote ;)
    ♥♥♥

  8. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 6:11am UTC
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  9. Jandrews Jandrews
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 12:24am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    If you love two people at the same time choose the second one, because if you really loved the first you wouldn't have fallen for the second ♥
    - Johnny Depp
    -----------♥-----------
    NMF


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  11. michlovesyou michlovesyou
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Girl: Promise you won't love any other girl?
    Boy: I can't...
    Girl: So there's someone else...?
    Boy: Yes she will look exactly like you but a lot younger and she will call you 'mommy' ♥♥♥♥

  12. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 10:04am UTC
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  13. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:15am UTC
    1990
    -
    1999
    The 90's babies. Click the heart if you are to, then comment your year (:
    i'm 1994 ! (: .

  14. smores921 smores921
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 3:37am UTC
    &&if our parents only knew..
    /half of the things we done/

  15. HowieD4 HowieD4
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 3:36am UTC
    Comment and I'll write
    your future husband's name on your wall.
    I just liked the ideaaaa.

  16. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    A boy rubs a magic lamp, and a genie comes out.
    Genie: Hello there! I will grant you three wishes.
    Boy: Okay. Well, I wish for more wishes -
    Genie: NO! I can only grant you three wishes. No exceptions. Try again.
    Boy: Well, in that case... I wish for more genies.
    smart kid ;)

  17. beatty5 beatty5
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    Am i the only one who hates how there voice sounds in recordings?

    MLIA.

  18. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 4:52pm UTC
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  19. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    measure your life in love
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  20. sweet_cherry_3 sweet_cherry_3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    there is an extordinary love story in every ordinary couple <3

:)

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