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Mat*
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January 3, 2014 11:24am UTC

The snow's as white as the girls posting about it

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 11:37am UTC

IF THE GH IN ENOUGH IS PRONOUNCED "F" AND
THE O IN WOMEN MAKES THE SHORT "I" SOUND AND
THE TI IN NATION IS PRONOUNCED "SH" THEN THE WORD
"GHOTI"
IS PRONOUNCED JUST LIKE
"FISH"
WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
NMQ - format by Shorty_helps

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YoursTruly*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 12:44pm UTC

im not smoking pot
im smoking hot

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gab*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 8:10pm UTC

"YOU'LL NEVER BE
WHAT HE WANTS"

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incompetent*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 7:46am UTC

me: you don't want to date me...
me: *chuckles*
me: *slides money across the table*
me: how about now

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*blushes*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 12:28pm UTC

The amount of pictures
I would take if I had a
hot body is unimaginable.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 1:25pm UTC

I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 3:24pm UTC

DO YOU EVER JUST SEE A GIRL WHO STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR BUT THERE'S ONE PIECE THAT'S STILL WAVY AND IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 6:34pm UTC

You bite your nails.
he clicks his pen,
I smoke cigarettes,
we all die in the end.

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I'm not used to
people caring about me
Jannette's Format

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mynameisnotknown
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 8:56am UTC

We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:12pm UTC

I don’t wear makeup and I don’t try to look nice to impress guys. I wear makeup and I try to look nice for myself and to outdo other girls so that I’m the alpha female.

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dezaraelynn
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 9:51pm UTC

If he really didn't care, he wouldn't try.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 9:58pm UTC

it's so hard when your
best friends don't
S U P P O R T Y O U R C H O I C E S .

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