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silje_x3
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August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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freakenamazingquotes
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August 7, 2011 12:10am UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
when you're being sarcastic and someone believes you.

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_jumpthenfallx3
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August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC

I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

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maxie1313
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July 22, 2011 1:05pm UTC

Friends With Benefits &
No Strings Attached:
Kelso & Jackie are
STILL
trying to make eachother
jealous♥

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tswiftforever13
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 8:42pm UTC

Ive never seen a
pregnent Chinese lady.
Fav if you havent either.

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KaaiiEffers
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 2:53am UTC

*facebook*
"hmm. who's on chat..."
"Oh. That's right. I can't tell"

Fave if you want the old chat back.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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chelllssie
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 7:58pm UTC

You know that feeling when you open a
bag of chips
and it's only 35% full?
Yeah, that's how guys feel when they take off those
Bombshell bras.
.

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chloexxkrystyna
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July 27, 2011 7:57pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 5:04pm UTC

That awkward behavior
You get when your crush is around.

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spencer21
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July 25, 2011 9:24pm UTC

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xoAplusSxo
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July 25, 2011 6:39pm UTC

Looking at a girls Facebook status & thinking,
<3
"yup, they were on Witty"

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Kiles96
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 12:37pm UTC

dear mom & dad,
if my friends really did jump off a cliff,
it's because it was my idea.
Sincerely,
your daughter is a leader not a follower

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 4:13pm UTC

8 planets.
204 countries.
809 islands.
7 seas.
6,000,000,000 + people.
And I'm SINGLE.

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kkaitlynx0
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC

I laugh at my own texts
before i send them
Be cause im that danm funny.

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antus_girl
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July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC

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danni79
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July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC

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ajmx15
posted a quote
July 1, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Psychological fact:
If one of your loved ones was trapped under a car, your love
for them would trigger your senses, and you'd get an insane
adrenaline rush that'd give you the strength to lift the car off
of them, saving their life.
Love's just that strong.

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KatyMalfoy
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 1:03pm UTC

I always feel like Timmy Turner.
"Where did you meet these people?"
"Uh. Internet?"
nmq/tumblr.

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An'*
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:48pm UTC

she's the girl
with her hands in her pockets, biting her lip, looking at her feet. she's the girl you never knew loved you. ♥

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