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1. bell0twoo
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 8:41pm UTC
   wake up at 5, check my phone, straighten my jew fro, put on my primer, concealer, foundation, bronzer, eyeliner, eyeshadow, mascara, and then get on the bus before its barely light outside.. i really hate school.
   
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2. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 8:14pm UTC
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   And thanks to everyone making ads
   into quotes
   I now have to check the side
   to see if it's a quote or not.
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   *nmf
   
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3. Chellsey
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   That moment when you spell
   a common word correctly but
   it just looks so wrong so you
   stare at it questioning its
   EXISTENCE.
   
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4. alwayshoutaylor
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 8:17pm UTC
   that awkward moment when your nose is itchy
   but you dont want people to think your picking it.
   NMQNMF
   ♥
   
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5. feeling_so_invisible
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 8:17pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When your ex tells you he still loves you.
   
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6. swimmergirlrox27
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 8:12pm UTC
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   I fell in love with me best friend's brother last night.
   After she fell asleep, he snuck into her room
   and kissed me.
   & the funny thing is,
   She doesn't even know.
   ♥
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7. erica3698
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 2:56pm UTC
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   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   WHEN ...
   you're texting &&
   you feel like the person sitting
   next to you is reading your texts
   so you try to hide your phone.
   fave if this happened to you beforee(:
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8. Breezyisalover
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 8:25pm UTC
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   And isn't it weird that
   we don't like any
   of the guys that like us..
   All we want is
   the one guy that
   barely even
   speaks to us..
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   *nmf
   
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9. kelloggz014
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 6:51pm UTC
   That disappointing moment
   when you think someone likes you,
   then they just go &
   prove you wrong .♥
   
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10. _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    When your crush walks into the room;
    Your friend instantly turns to you and smiles
    & you're like;
    Be cool
    All Mine.
    
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11. celestescanio
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 3:25pm UTC
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    Mirror: You Look So Good.
    Camera: I beg to differ.
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    *
     
    
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12. NevershoutNever143
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    The school player is in a relationship with The inocent girl
    ♥ Tuesday at 9:12 pm · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    :/
    nmf
    
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13. BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    I’m literally in shock
    When a guy finds me attractive.
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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16. peopleneverchange5
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    I'm dieing to talk to you
    but refuse to text you first
    
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17. staybeaut1ful
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    When you're in a relationship, everyone
    wants you. But when you're single;
    nothing..
    
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18. JessAdler
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    & i liked the guy
    all my friends said "ew" to.
    
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19. singintherain12
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 1:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. LegallyBlonde24
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2011 6:58pm UTC
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    In Elementary school putting your head down was a punishment. In High school that's all you want to do!!
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