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I_Dont_Know
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August 31, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks... to the fridge.

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ThisRandomGirl
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August 21, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Worst pains ever:
1) stepping on a lego
2) hitting your hip on the corner of something
3)stubbing your toe
4)cramps
5)hitting your leg on your other leg while running full force
6)when you feel your heart breaking
7)getting soap in your eye

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ThatsSoMeee
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August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Pick her up
and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
She'll scream and fight you,
but secretly, she'll love it.
Hold her hand while you talk.
Hold her hand when you drive.
Just hold her hand.
Tell her she looks pretty.
Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
Protect her.
Tell her stupid jokes.
Tickle her, even when she says stop.
When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
Let her fall asleep in your arms.
Get her mad, then kiss her.
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Kiss her on the cheek.
Kiss her on the forehead.
Just kiss her.
Let her wear your clothes.
Go slow.
Don't push anything.
When you fall in love with her, tell her.

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x0hannahx0
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August 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Crazy Fact #14
YouTube was originally a video dating site.
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Daydreams
were dangerous because they made her wish for things
she could never have...

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_brotips
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:08am UTC

brotips #1020
your dick belongs in your
pants, not in your
personality.
brotips.com

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Camrynjp99
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 9:17pm UTC

How come Mario can smash bricks with his head, but when he touches a turtle he dies?

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Pluto*
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August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Video Calling On Skype:
5% looking at the other person.
95% looking at myself.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Oh, how it hurts
to be ignored by the one you love most...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Maybe one day
you'll feel the same way...

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edwardl0v3r
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Mom: Why don't you ever hang out with your friends?
Me: You haven't bought me plane tickets to go see them.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:21am UTC

Dear Girls,
You wanna see something pretty?
Look in a magazine.
You wanna see something beautiful?
Look in the mirror.

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InLoveWithHim1040609
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August 2, 2012 5:49am UTC

You Know You're Mexican If..
#17:
Getting Pinched In Church Is Your Moms Way Of Telling You To Shut Up And Behave

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taytayygoesrawr
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:04pm UTC

Soft Kitty
Warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy Kitty
Sleepy kitty
Purr
Purr
Purr
-Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang Theory
Format by Sandrasaurus

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_to_the_kids_who
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August 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have attempted to accomplish something before the microwave got to 00:00.
And succeeded.
♥

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lovebeinghyper
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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MyNamesDillon
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Hardest job ever, working in a bubble wrap factory .
imagine the self control needed..

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伤*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:16pm UTC

I'M GONNA PICK UP THE PIECES
AND BUILD A LEGO HOUSE
IF THINGS GO WRONG
WE CAN KNOCK IT DOWN
(OneDirection)

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_brotips
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August 1, 2012 6:55pm UTC

click to see this quote

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